"Evan Buckland, do you take Audrey as your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do." He said with a smile.
"Audrey Linton, do you take Evan as your lawfully wedded husband?"
"I do." She said, on the verge of tears.
"By the power vested in me by the State of California, I pronounce thee, husband and wife, you may kiss the bride."
They leaned in for the kiss
Audrey closed her eyes...
Evan dropped her.
"I'd like to thank the Academy for- " Evan started.
"Oh no you don't!" Audrey whispered, got up, and pulled him into the kiss.
The audience stood up, cheering and clapping and laughing all at the same time. Evdrey left to take "wedding photos" leaving the rest of the gang walking on the beach.
"Jesus Christ it's hot out here!" Kayvon complained.
"You're telling me! Did you see those bridesmaids?" Trey responded.
"You friggin' moron. Is there anything else you ever think of?"
"Naw, not really. What else is there t think about?"
"True, I guess." Kayvon trailed off.
"Hey lovebirds! You two gonna fuck on the beach?!" Hannah yelled little too loudly. She might've had too many cocktails.
"Oh shut up, we're gonna wait until we get to our room, then no one is gonna sleep!" Audrey said, grossing Hannah out.
"Alright! Forget I said anything!"
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Zona
HumorCome one come all, to a story with everything! A steady couple A deadbeat stoner A girl with soccer on the mind A girl who couldn't care less And a hopeless romantic What comes next? Who knows?
