The gang is at the bar when Trey approaches them with his brilliant idea."Girls are such bitches right?"
"No shit Sherlock" Audrey says.
"Thank you for proving my point, for this reason I've decided that the only time I want to see women, other than you three of course, is in bed!" Kayvon and Evan start laughing,
"oh yeah of course! All you have to do is flash Little Leo and bitches will just come pouring in!"
"Laugh all you want dicks, but I have a method, check it." Trey walks over to a decent blonde by the bar, says a couple words, she starts crying on his shoulder, and they walk out together. All the while Trey has the kind of smirk on his face that drives girls crazy, but makes guys want to punch him in the face.
"Holy shit!" Hannah said, "It fucking worked!"
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Zona
HumorCome one come all, to a story with everything! A steady couple A deadbeat stoner A girl with soccer on the mind A girl who couldn't care less And a hopeless romantic What comes next? Who knows?