slowackiewicz fanfic but it's in english

adam finds love

Mickiewicz was running around his house, singing cpr by cupcakke really loudly
"ADAM SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME INSIDE" chopin yelled from outside. Adam ran to open the door "for fucks sake what do you want you homosexual"
"want to go to the bar?"
"no"
"too bad, you don't have a choice"

*why did he ask me if I want to go to the bar with him? is somebody waiting for me?? why did he ask me, and not liszt or whatever that guy's name is* he thought. adam got a bag, that he stole from some lady in lidl and packed anything he thought he might need.

"yo bro"
"are we going now?"
"yes now stfu"
the two men walked to the bar, talking about people they hate and also about their homeland. they finally got there, and the first person adam layed his eyes on was his rival, juliusz słowacki. he quickly turned to where chopin was, but realised he was gone. "OH THAT FUCKER." Adam yelled out. juliusz turned to look at adam since he was being really fucking loud.
"what the fffffFUCK are you doing here you little bitch, go away."
adam ignored him, and sat down next to juliusz, knowing he was drunk too. he secretly had a crush on him, but didn't tell anyone about it obviously. adam ordered himself some bigos and was scoffing it down quickly until juliusz said "damn you're kind of cute"
"what"
"can we kiiiiiss???"
"do you actually mean it? I can tell you're just drunk"
"yes I mean it, why else would I ask that."
adam grabbed his face and kissed him passionately or something (what am I doing with life at this point tbh)
"you can be my kremóweczka and i can be your dziaddy ;)" adam said, winking at his boyfriend (i think.)
"yes ofc you're really hot"