the two gays walked down the streets of Paris, holding hands and calling eachother every homophobic slur they can possibly think of (in polish and french).
"hey how about we go to some restaurant or something" juliusz suggested, with adam nodding at the suggestion.
"lets kurwa go then" he said.
they walked on for a bit, until they found norwid-chans polish restaurant he set up for some reason XDDD (probably to cope with depression or something because he's emo.)
"let's go here or something idfk it's not like I really care" adam said, fixing his hair while looking into the window and at the menu
"O KURWA BIGOSIK!!!" (oh fuck bigosik) he yelled out at the top of his lungs "WE'RE GOING HERE JULEK"
they sat down at a table with a candle, adam very excitedly ordering an unhealthily large portion of bigos with extra kiełbasa, and słowacki getting himself some ruskie pierogi and wine because he's classy or something
the couple got their food, mickiewicz banging on the table being as happy as a toddler when you give it one of your sweets. słowacki stared at him probably thinking something along the lines of *what the actual fuck is wrong with him.* he shrugged it off and took a sip of his wine, holding the glass really fancily to look very pretty and cute uwu. like 1 second later he looked back at mickiewicz in pure horror. he had remains of bigos all over his shirt and the table, the bowl had multiple bite marks and the knife and fork remained completely untouched
"that bigos was kurwa fantastic"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO EAT THE BIGOS AND HALF OF THE BOWL IN A SECOND YOU IDIOT"
"i have my ways"
"im going to break up with you in a second"
"pls no słowacki-chan uwu"
"kurwa debil"
YOU ARE READING
slowackiewicz fanfic but it's in english
Humoridk I just translated this fanfic into English because I originally wrote it in polish
