(Dude I swear lower your volume if you play the video)
(pls🥺)
Assface wakes up to his long ass bangs covering his whole ass face.
He walks outside of his room
(Puffs "nutz" Pov)
I see that blobfish assface axel walk out of his sex dungeon room
DeeJay: "Gawd dayum axel you gotta get that trimmed dude you look like some type of emo ass looking capybara that just found out how babies were made and that took a massive dump shit after finding out how babies were made 😱😨😰"
I could tell deejay was scared just by hearing his deep ass voice I heard whenever he nutted all over me last night.
"Yeah dude that looks so bad not even thirsty ass bentdick would suck your horny ass
Like please 🥺 get that trimmed it looks like my mee maws vagina I saw while sitting on deejays lap 😏🥺😍🥺🥺"
Axel: "fine I'll get it cut but you gotta change that jacket dude it looks like it's covered in period blood or some shit you always wear that damn jacket like-"
"AND YOU ALWAYS WEAR THAT DAM SHIRT FUCKING CHANGe IT AXEL GO GET YOU DAYUM HAIRCUT ALREADY JUST LEAVE OR IM KICKING YOUR GAY ASS OUT AND YOUR ASS IS GONA BE HOMELESS"
(Puff puff had to get his inhaler after screaming he almost ran out of breath how he did last night when he was doing "stuff😨😏🤪😏")
(Axel finally fucking went to get his damn haircut)
(IM JOKING I SWEAR GUYS THIS IS ALL A JOKE 😰😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😞😞)
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Axels big ass forehead
HumorAxel gets a haircut cuz his bangs are so damn long you can't even see his blobfish looking nose anymore
