OK. SO THE BASIC USE OF THIS BOOK IS IN THE BLURB.
YADDA YADDA BLAH BLAH.
Let's get down to business.
Today's topic will be...
*drum roll*
INTERNET HABITS!!!!
I will admit 10 things I (HOPEFULLY others) do and think when on the Internet.
10. CAPITALS.
That's right... You wouldn't shout something funny or stupid at someone in public, but on the Internet it's completely fine... "Natural" even.
Me: ERMAHGERD I JUST THOUGHT (tnfknriwnsodneownekd jfkwdienfkeneine blah blah)
Internet Friend: OMG WHAT...
Me: HEHEHEHHEISNEOENCIWNOSJFIEJWIDNROENEONFOENEOFNRORN LOKI JFKWKFNKHfiendjnfjrnDHRKNEKEBNEOWNCKDNIENRLDNSOWNSIDNEOENODNFJDHEHEHEHEGAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Internet Friend: You have problems...
Me: I KNOW .3.
9. Easy trust.
We trust people too easily... Literally.
*talks to someone for first time*
Me: Hiiiiii
Random User: Hey.
Me: You're so cool ^-^
Them: thanks :P
*30 mins later*
Me: AND THEN I SAID: YOU TWINKIE NUGGET!!!
Them: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Me: Hehe. You my bestie now ^3^.
Them: :D!
8. Finding that perfect person to fangirl/fanboy with.
YES!
That magical moment when you find that awesome fangirl/boy potato who likes all the same books and TV series and movies as you.
Me: JUST FINISHED WATCHING AGE OF ULTRON!
Them: ERMAHGERD LOVE THE AVENGERS.
Me: ERMAHGERD YESS.
Them: YAASSSSSS
Me: YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!
Them: Ya know who bæ...
Me: LOOOKIIII!!!!
Them: ERMAHGERD YASSSS!
Both: *uncontrollable fangirling*
7. Exaggeration.
Exaggeration: IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG WHALE AND IT'S EYES WERE LIEK: BISH IMMA KILL YOOOUUUUU.
Reality: *Tiny little spider you could kill by staring at intensely.*
Ok. EVERYONE exaggerates from time to time. Don't lie.
6. Insanity.
We all act insane on the Internet. ADMIT. IT.
Me: WAFFLES AND ICE CREAM.
Friend: Whaaaaa....?
Me: CARAMEL AND WATERMELON!!!!
Friend: Ok. Stop.
Me: ANIME AND BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: I give up.
Me: If I have 51 blue fish, and Johnny has killed too many men, What does a duck look like...?
Friend: You in the morning.
5. Getting angry when your Internet best friends mention their real lives.
NO. No, no no no no... YOU MINE. MIIINNNEEE. YOU HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT ME!!!!
Friend: So sad. This person just ditched me.
Me: Awww... It's gonna be ok, I'll be here for you :).
In my mind: GOOD. I AM YOUR ONLY SENPAI!!!!!!
3. Revealing your big secrets and not caring.
Ok. I do this all the time. I feel sad? I'll tell you. I feel happy? I'll tell you.
Me: ehhhhh. I just feel so worthless. Why am I such a worthless potato poop...
Friend: Woman up.
2. Internet crushes are poops.
KAWAII POOPS****
Internet crushes make you feel worthless and stupid and nervous... Yet you still can't help but love those lil' kawaii poops.
1. Stalker moment.
Ok.
OKAY.
I don't do it all the time, but sometimes I'll find someone who interests me and I'll just be obsessed with that one user for a while. Then I'll get over them. If I get obsessed with a celebrity I look at pictures of them and read all I can about them...
This is a creepy and true fact.
Ok!
So what did you think???
How many of these do you do yourself?
Did you liek this chapter .3.???
(PLEASE SENPAI SAY YES!!!)
What should tomorrows topic be?
MMKAY.
I MUST GO NOW!!!
-Kyumi out.
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