who said family had to be blood (zombieland male reader insert)

chapter 4 the hummer

*witchita pov*

witchita" those guys were dumb"

even if one of them was particularly cute

I quickly opened the mirror to check my eye shadow but of course the old guy had changed it to....his....liking

witchita" avoid the vanity mirror"

I flick the mirror back up to i dont have to see that shit again

little rock" relax ok I just passed for a zombie.what id give for a-"

witchita" do NOT say s.h.o.w.e.r ok? let's just get where were going"

little rock" so do you think its true?"

witchita" is what true?"

little rock" you know about posific play land?"

witchita " totally zombie free only place west of waco"

I can tell little rock's still not completely on board with this

witchita" trust me"

little rock" ok"

*(y/n) pov*

I.....am.....fucking........sick.......of.....WALKING

I'm down to my last 12 shotgun shells. tallahassee's down to his last 2 rounds and columbus has only 7 bullets left and ellys getting tired

the two if them were discussing what they calld 'zombie kill of the week'

columbus" hes on one of these serious tour de France bikes,you know, with like toe hold right.and he's pedalling and the zombies head gets caught in the gear you know with the heir in the chain.just like going around"

that a lovely image

I'm to pisst off to listen to what there saying

I've lost my shotgun

I've list my revolver

I'm low on amo

and I still don't have my pepsi

luckily for me a convenient tire iron happened to be at my feet so I picked it up

columbus" lets just focus on finding a car ok"

tallahassee" that reminds me.iv never had headaches like this since you came on board. shoty is at least fun.like do what you want with a man but don't fuck with his catalac"

columbus " hay look theres a nice mini van"

he then ponts to the van