IANIS ANDREI X CRUSADER EPIC LOVE STORY!

CHAPTER UNO!!!!!!!

crusader and andy saat at a very posh table as they were on a very posh date in a very posh restaurant!

"what do u do for a living bbg uwu" andy asked
"im a sex offender" crusader replied then chugged wine like those old women do in movires
"thats kinda hot, coomer" andy blushed as he felt his pants getting tighter
"i love ch8idlren if you know what i mean ;}" 
AT THE SUDDEN FLASH OF THESE WORDS, ANDREI IMMEDIATELY STOOD UP AND SHOWED THE WHOLE RESTAURANT HIS BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IT WAS VERY SMALL! THE 3 YEAR OLDS DOODLING WIHT THEIR SHITSTAINED HANDS STOPPED, THE POSH FANCY RICH PEOPLE STARED AT IT AND IT WAS EMBARASSING ISTG!!

andy and crusader immediately knew they had to get out, so andy ripped off crusaders pants and shoved his 3 inch boner into his ass. crusader moaned but was confused,,,, they were committing public indecency! this not the time for sexy time!!!!!!!!

but then andy FUCKING STARTED TWIRLING, AND STARTED SPINNING LIKE A HELICOPTER AND FLEW OUT OF A NEARBY WINDOW!!!!!!1 CRUSADER WAS CRYING FROM THE FACT THERE WAS A SPINNING DICK INSIDE HIS ASS AND PURE CONFUSION!!

ANDY FLEW ALL THE WAY TO WAUNTEYS HOUSE, THEN HE PULLED OUT OF CRUSADER
"sowwy i had to leave fast teehee uwu....." said andy in his femboy thighhighs

crusader could feel cum inside of him, like a washing machine. it kept SPINNING.
"what the fuck just occurred????-" crusader was suddenly cut off when andy pounded on waunteys broke polish door

"OPEN UP STUPID KURWA BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

the door opened to reveal a very malnourished, dehydrated wauntey because obviously polish people are poor
"what the fuck do u want???? im CODING" wauntey said very pissed off
"I NEED UR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11" ANDY SAID THEN FORCED HIMSELF INSIDE

andy walked into the kitchen and proceeded to pass out on the floor due to low blood sugar.

"wanna come inside?" wauntey asked, crusader accepted and they sat by a fireplace

"why are you fucking ianis andrei???? hes the most famous gay pornstar around this ghetto town?!?!?!??!" wauntey asked flabberghasted

"i-i have something to admit waunte..... i did it for the money but i have gained actual FEELINGS for ghim....." crusader started bcrying because he didnt know what to do
"you should commit fetish rp with him, thats how me and my discord kitten got together" wauntey suggested

"GENIUS FR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" crusader started having very vivid thoughts of roleplay on his mind,,,,
crusader bid wauntey farewell as he carried andy out of the door

[timeskip to crusaders very broken down poor turkish apartment]

"HOLY SHIT UR APARTMENTS SO BROKEN DOWN!!!!! U ROACH!!!!!!" andy has regained consciousness and is now noticing crusaders shitty apartment
"shut the fuck up romani" crusader put andy on the floor as hes too poor for a couch

"I'M HUNGRY!!!!!" andy announced like 25 minutes later and crusader walked into the room

"what do u want then fag-" crusader was once again cut off as andy started grabbing his cock and balls
"SUCKIE WUCKY UWU" 
andy unzipped crusaders pants and started sucking, crusader tilted his head back as he moaned in pleasure, then he remembered something! waunteys suggestion!!!!!!!!!!!! he could fetish rp!!!!!!!!! WITH ANDREI!!!!!

"sit on the floor KITTEN" crusader announced in his alpha male voice, and andy obliged, hes usually the dom alpha but hes too horny to care

crusader sat on andys chest and felt something rising...

heres a huge HUGE secret: crusader has IBS
so crusader starting SHITTING everywhere, shit was all over andy, the floor, the rug, YOU NAME IT!!!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK CRUSADER?!?!?!?" ANDY YELLED IN CONFUSION!!!!
"sowwy was in the mood owo" crusader replied owo'ling

ANDY RAN OUT OF THE BACK WINDOW....... AND INTO A DARK ALLEYWAY

[3 hour timeskip]
"I FINALLY GOT OUT EWIE!!!!!!" ANDY YELLED TO NOBODY
B-BUT ANDY FELT SOMETHING IN HIM... DOES HE HAVE A CRUSH ON CRUSADER!??!!??!
WHAT WILL THEIR RELATIONSHIP BE LIKE SOON?!?!? STAY TUNED FOR PART 2!!!!!!!