CHAPTER DOS

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by discorder_genocide

by discorder_genocide

after chapter uno,,,,,,, andy is at crusaders shitty turkish broken apartment, knocking on the door
"IPEN UP YOU BITHC!!!!!!!!!!!!" ANDY YELLED
the door opened to reveal crusader half-naked, because all roach men cannot wear shirts.
"w-what do u want andy!??!?" crusader was happy that andy returned, but upset that andy wasnt into scat
"I AM SORRY FOR WAT HAPPENED A WEEK AGO,,..,,.,,."
at the sight of these words, crusader lit up and smiled softly

"ok,,,, so wanna come inside1/??!??!" crusader proposed
"I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL U........" andy replied
"okaay tell me then lol uwu"
"I HAVE UILLEGALY BOUGHT UP TICKETS TO MEXICO TO GO ON ROMANTIC HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
crusader was flabbergasted. what. the. fuck???
"HOW DID UR ROMANI ASS AFFORD PLANE TICKET?!?!??!" crusader replied,very shocked!!!!!
"I AM GAY PORNSTAR... THATS WHY I HAS MICROPENIS!!!!!!!!!" ANDY REPLIED , SHOUTING AS THE USUAL
"okay yeah fair enough kek"

crusader and andy ended up sleeping in the same bed, and they ended up spooning eachother,..,,.,.

----------------------- 2 DAY LATUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRUSADER AND ANDREI IN SHITTY ROMANIA AIRPORT AS THEY WAIT FOR THEIR FLIGHT TO MEXICO!!!!!!

"give me ur passport pleas and thnak you" said the very underpaid airport worker....
"u remind me of someone xddd" crusader said in his femboy thighhighs and skirt

"my names moe catto lester" said catto dragonuv

"O EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!! UR THE GAY FURRY KITTEN OF KABION!!!!!!!" andy responded very shocked
"after kabion up and left me and our mpreg products i am now working for 10 cents an hour at shitty romania airport." said catto in a very dramatic tone
"#rip #thisisosad" responded andy and crusasader
after getting their passports stamped, they go onto plane

"andrei... owo" crusader called out owo'ling
"yes sweatie" andy responded very romantically
"i have never been on plane before as i am very poor roach"

"lol cry about it!!!!!!"
the rest of the plane trip was silent, which is odd because usually you'd have andy shit, piss his pants or scream. no farts, no nothing

then the plane landed,,,,,, and they got out of mexico airport!!!!!

[timeskip to taxi]
"GOD MEICXO TAXI SUCKS ASSS!!!!!!!!" ANDY SCREECHED
"dw i can make it btter daddi >w<" crusader responded, and STARTING GIVING ANDREI A LAPDANCE?!?!?! IN DA TAXI1??!?!?!?

IANIS WAS CONFUSED!!! HES THE GAY PORNSTAR HE IS THE ONE THAT GIVES LAPDANCES.!/>!!m!!!!

the taxidriver groaned as he attempted not to run over innocent children

[TIMESKIP TO DA HOTEL!!!!!!!!!]

ANDY PUNCHED A GLASS CABINET AND STOLE ALL THE WHISKEY OUT OF IT
"MAAAAN I LOVE MEXICO" ANDREI YELLED AS HE CHUGGED AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS

CRUSADER WAS CRYING AS HIS UNOFFICIAL-BOYFRIEND WAS BECOMING AN ALOCHOLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i'm going outside kitten" said crusader in a very sad tone
"ok discord daddy uwu" andy replied as a cute soft femboy

crusader walked outside on da mexico street, when he suddenly got GRABBED INTO A DARK ALLEYWAY!!!!!!12121212

"mMMMPPPH" CRUSADER TRIED TO PROTEST, BUT HE KEPT GETTING DRAGGED FURTHER... UNTIL HE WAS IN MEXICO BASEMENT!!!!

"hello... AMERIKAN lover!" boomed a voice
"who r u lmao cuck kys" crusader replied like a larper (normal crusader)
a chair spun around to reveal.... DATA???!?!? MANCHESTER?!??!?!

"the wauntey pattern... you.... are... CONNECTED TO IT!!!!!!" data yelled in an alpha voice

PART 3 COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED!