ryuk was sitting in his room AS ALWAYS on discord talking to kawaii corner reborn.
he realized that since he cant pull irl, he has gotta move to discord. so, 19 year old ryuk (luckily not white) said on stage
"i really need some pussy minors dm me!"
he got many dms, mostly calling him pedo, but one from y/n saying
"hey ryuk i got some minor pussy for you"
ryuk has never talked to a female before so he talked to the server before replying. He then thought he was prepared and responded
"Hi i like girls i am not gay and im not a pedo i just like minor pussy"
y/n then fell in love with ryuk but eventually realized it was illegal and called the cops. ryuk was arrested and never aloud on discord again.
as he got older he matured and stop talking to minors and got some real pussy
ly ryuk sorry bae
