ryuk is really sad. he is a virgin and only has one friend named soul, who is also a sad virgin. Ryuk decides to invite him over because he is lonely and spends his time on discord all day.
"hey ryuk" soul says as he walks through the door. he quickly notices something is wrong. "did something happen?"
ryuk sighs "im so tired of being a virgin! i just need some bitches!" ryuk starts crying
"its ok i am too dont cry" they both get an idea at the same time and start making out.
(if you want the smut scene send me nitro)
ryuk wakes up in the morning feeling very sick. he runs to the bathroom and starts throwing up. soul walks in to check on him.
"omg are you ok?" soul asks "lets get you to the hospital"
they arive at the hospital and get their results and hour later
"you are pregnant!"
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9 months later ryuk gives birth and has an ugly ass baby named roul.
they are both very happy when suddenly ryuk looks down at their ugly baby
"man this minor kinda hot"
great way to end the night everyone! i will be here tmrw aswell if you need me!! more chapters coming soon
