Little Squimpilius Pisses His Fucking Bed Again

HE PISSED HIMSELF AGAIN

Pipps and Willy were sitting in Willy's room drinking. The two of them were talking about yesterdays events.

They talked about becoming superheroes. Badboywilly and Pippsinnit. Them starring in a movie together as the Crazy Twins. Saving the world.

"So the question is will we ever find someone to replace us? Maybe if we hold an audition?" Pipps asked.

Will laughed, "That sounds like fun. Who's gonna come though?"

"Everyone motherfucker!!! Im gonna be played by Emma Stone and you will be played by...Danny Devito!" Pipps laughed.

Will nodded. "Alright, good idea. We'll invite everyone."

"Yeah, but who is gonna be our sidekick?"

"Um, I'll think about it."

"Seriously?" Pipps asked.

"Yeah seriously. You have to think about this, its hard."

"Okay, well maybe we can use Squimpilius."

"No way. He can't even slap a fly."

"He does better than me, trust me." Pipps said.

"Fine. But he has to be able to fight.", Willy stated

"He can just sneak up behind them and stick a knife in their backs." Pipps said.

"Yeah, he could do that."

"And I'm thinking we need a guy to take care of the vehicles. Do you know how much money we'd save if we didn't have to pay for gas?" Pipps suggested.

"Oh yeah! That's another great idea! We could just steal cars!"

"Yeah! And use them to drive around and rob people!"

"Or just hit them with the car and cause damage to the car. Epic!"

Squimpilius walked into Willy's room, seeing the bottles of liquor they stole from mom. "Fuck guys. Mom is gonna be pissed."

Pipps jumped up, "Let's leave now before she comes home and ruins everything!"

"No way. We're having fun. Pipps, we can't just quit." Willy cried.

"Can you please just stop for today?" Squimpilius said. " She's gonna notice the liquor is missing."

"Nope. We're going to keep partying until we die!" Willy said.

"We can party after we become super heroes and save the world from evil." Pipps said.

"NO WAY!" Willy cried. "I want to live forever! I don't wanna die! EVER!"

"Dude, you're getting too melodramatic. We're just trying to have some fun." Pipps said.

"Is that why you're drinking so much?" Squimpilius asked.

"Hey that Cindy girl. I saw her when I ran away after beating Kyle up. She didnt wanna go on a date with me." Willy changed the topic.

"What? Hey, uh. Let's not talk about Cindy." Squimpilius suggested.

"She loves the DreamSMP too."

"I KNOW, WILLY." Squimpilius growled.

"She does?" Pipps asked.

"Yes. I she even owns a dream pin."

"Woah." Pipps was in awe.

"She's crazy about it."

"What?"

"She even sleeps with it! She says she feels safe when she has it."