Lala looked at the damp sausage in his hands and felt sparkly.
He walked over to the window and looked at his beautiful surroundings. He had always loved deserted Northern hills with its roasted, rough rivers and mountains. It was a place that encouraged his tenancy to feel sparkly.
Then he saw someone outside. Darth fart, the dolphin with hairy warts and charming feet.
Lala froze. He looked at his own reflection. He was a virtuous, optimistic, rum drinker with fluffy warts and red shiny feet. His friends saw him as a jolly, jealous joker. Once, he saved a squiggled deaf person that was stuck in a drain.
But not even a virtuous person who had saved his poor squiggled deaf person that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what darth had in mind today.
The wind blew like loving cows, making lala afraid.
As Lala stepped outside and darth backed away from him, he could see the lust in his eyes.
Darth glared with all the wrath on 2571 hopeful ratty rats. He said, screaming. "I've always dreamt about having sex with a gross pig."
Lala looked at him with terrified eyes, all the while still fingering his damp sausage. "Darth, I admire your eyebrows." He sighed.
They looked at eat other with happy feelings. Like two fantastic, fried frogs laughing at a very smelly feast, which elven music was playing In the back and 3 screaming goats were jogging to the beat.
Lala regarded darths hairy warts and charming feet. "I wonder what your teeth feel like." Screamed lala.
Darth huffed and slapped his flipper hands together and ran inside the hole to drink bulls piss.
The end
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Dragonborn & Witcher
Fantasyguys and gals, please don't come for me. this is a funny, most stupid story you ever came across, but hopefully it makes you giggle coz that's what I'm here for. :)
