So me a cat minding my own beeswax eating my yummy 10k cat food when these people come into MY HOME like the audacity. but I see that one of them is a SMALL CHILD LIKE WHY but any way the child try's to pet me so I let them cuz ugh but then they touch near my stomach so I TEAR INTO THEIR SOFT HUMAN FLESH. Then I walk away so I'm not near them AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID?!! YOU GUESSED IT THEY FOLLOW ME . I hop on the couch majestically then AGIAN THEY PET ME LIKE STOP so I claw open their arm blood gushed out while they screamed in pain. With blood on my claws I go to sleep knowing I ruined a child's day but they want revenge so they try to poke at me with a eraser so I rip into their chest and rip out their heart. They screamed in terror. Then they fell blood gushing out of their chest. Now since I have made a great kill.I start eating the heart I just ripped from their chest and that is the time I killed a human child
