9-5-2022
let's start up this story with this:
Bambi slams the door on Dave's house
Bambi: DAVE! A MISSING CORN IS GONE IN MY CORN FARM! I SUSPECT YOUR SON FOR DOING IT!
Dave: My son-- why my son? He'd never do such actions of theft.
Bambi: I JUST SUSPECT IT! IM NOT SURE BUT WHEN I LOOKED AT THE BACK OF MY BARN. I SAW A CORN COB, ALL FINISED, NO KERNELS LEFT!!
Dave: maybe it was just an animal- an animal that probably also feeds to corn?
Bambi: I SET UP TRAPS SO THEY WONT BE ABLE TO GET ANYTHING! MAYBE SOMETHING WAS SMART ENOUGH TO NOTICE IT! SO IT MAY BE A PERSON!
Dave: HOW MANY EVEN IT IT? ID SUSPECT IT IF 10 WERE MISSING
Bambi: 1 IS MISSING, A CORN IS LIKE SONS TO ME. WHEN ONE IS MISSING, I PANIC!
Dave: THEM SHUT UP, ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!
Bambi: I DONT CARE, ITS MY FARM. NOONE SHOULD SET FOOT ON IT
Dave: WELL I DONT CARE EITHER. U DONT KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN OTHER FARMERS ARE EXPERIENCING!
Bambi: ...
Dave: ...
DnB: GO ON WITH YOU LIFE!
Bambi slams the door and leaves.
The end :DD
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AléatoireOne-shot is finished!! No longer be having new chapters. also includes: Headcanons, AUs! I made this cuz I got bored and literally was waiting for my dinner HSHSHSS TW: cringe and lazy ass short typing And uhhhh, some of these are just straight up T...
