A few weeks later Shrek kept feeling very sick. Every morning when he woke up he would puke and that made Baldi worried.
"Let's go to the doctor Shrek..." Baldi said, rubbing his back as he puked into the toilet bowl.
"Ok.." Shrek said before puking again.
-fucking time skip-
The couple pulled up to Dr. DomaKisser's doctors office. They quickly walked in and checked in with the nurse named Amisfitm.
"Welcome to the hospital"
"Uh so my husband is getting very sick everyday puking 24/7"
"Is your husband preggo?"
"No- at least idk"
"What kinda husband doesn't know if his husband is pregnant damn bitch I could treat him way better L"
"Wtf"
"Kys"
"Anyways just check us in"
"Ok you fa-"
-time skip to after that-
"So.... You're Baldi and Shrek, correct?" Dr. DomaKisser said.
They both nodded their heads.
"It seems like Shrek is pregnant, you should take a pregnancy test" Dr. DomaKisser whips out pregnancy test and throws it at them.
"Go take it Shrek"
"How do I use it?" Shrek asked.
"You piss on it my little discord kitten"
"Ok zaddy" Shrek said and left the room.
Baldi kinda just stood there and waited. After a few minutes Shrek came back and said it was positive and everyone congratulated the two when they left.
-9 months later-
Shrek and Baldi were making out savagely before Shrek yelped.
"What's wrong Shrek?"
"IM DELIVERING THE BABY DHSNMSKSJFNEKSJ" Shrek screamed.
Baldi nodded his head and took his husband to the hospital fast.
-timeskip to when he gives birth-
"WAHHHH WAHHHHHHH" the blue bitch baby screamed.
The baby was Huggy Wuggy from poppy playtime.
"Shrek... Why is our baby blue and furry?"
"..."
"Shrek..."
"..."
"DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH MY BROTHER SONIC?"
"IT WAS ONE TIME I PROMISE BABY"
"I can't believe you"
*Baldi kills the baby*
Shrek becomes emo and kills himself.
"Oh my god.... What did I do?!?!" Baldi then dies as well.
The end. 😇
