Your name is Dave Raspberry. You live a normal life in the city named IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE. You got a ordinary job of drinking coffee. There is everything special about your life.
One day you wake up with a wall to your right... Oh wait that always been there...
You go outside to meet John BB. (blueberry).
You greet him "Hi..." and then you explode into millions of pieces!
You wake up.
You are shocked by the fact that someone just dipped his toe in your toilet.
The sunshine from the moon is red.
You feel anxious. (GET IT ITS THGE NAME OF THEJA STMORY!)
You step outside. Chaos is everywhere.
There are random monoliths emerging from the ground.
As you look up in the sky you see something unbelievable. It's Boss and LankyBox themselves!
They are fighting against evil composer David Guetta!
You watch as this battle of gods against evil goeas down.
The battle is strumming and you are frozen in movie.
You dont know why but you think its okay to tax the homeless now.
Oh wait no.
So like you met her in highschool and she was like very popuplar BUT BOOM.
You watcvh the stunning battle og down
THEY FUC king bopliderate dabid guetta.
you really cant believe how many scented candles you just ate.
Reality breaks down as th y battl.
OH MY JOD.
ITS JERM947
WITH JRM 656 ON THEIR SIDE THEY DEFAET TH EVIL!
YOU WINS!
You do a sick dance but yOUR goldfish says thursday
okays so you walk through the exit and you go outside.
END OF TH END!
