//chapter 6// stabbed? couldn't be me

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tubbs: Techno!

BIGGST_MAN: TECHNOOO

ranboo: Techno? As in Technoblade? THE Technoblade? ALSO KNOWN AS THE BLOOD GOD?

tubbs: yup

BIGGEST_MAN: CNA I ADS HIME NOW??

ranboo: Wait, Tommy, don't you think it's a bit rude to add someone without their permission? Besides he's probably doing something really important right now-

                                                   -->  BIGGEST_MAN added blood god to the group.

ranboo: And you're not gonna listen anyways, why do I bother.

tubbs: technoblade yoooo

blood god: Don't talk to me.

tubbs: oookayy

BIGGEST_MAN: EY BITVH

blood god: Why did you add me, Tomathy, Theseus, Craft?

BIGGEST_MAN: WEOAH NO BNEED TO EB SO RDUE

blood god: I can, and will, knock the living shit out of you.

ranboo: I am sorry to disturb you but they added you because we needed help on a greek mythology assignment. 

blood god: Who the hell are you?

ranboo: Oh, I'm sorry I thought you could read but as you can see my name is Ranboo thank you very much.

tubbs: when did you get a backbone?

ranboo: Always had one, unlike you.

blood god: Geez, okay. I'll help you guys, but what am I getting out of it?

BIGGEST_MAN: idfk whay do yiu wany out od id??

blood god: I want you to leave me alone for at least a month and you stop blasting that loud ass music around me.

BIGGEST_MAN: BYT I CAMT NIT PLAY THET MUCIDC MAN ISR TOI GOOD

blood god: Take or leave.

BIGGEST_MAN: fucin finr man

ranboo: Can we start it tomorrow at your house Toms? I literally can't do it today

tubbs: yeah cant do it today either

BIGGEST_MAN: AYYY ALRIOIGHT

ranboo: Anyways, I need to head off see you guys tomorrow

Tubbs: see ya boss man

BIGGEST_MAN: BYR BYE BOOB BOY

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tubbs: now that theyre offline we are totally going to add him to the big gc right?

BIGGEST_MAN: hunders persvent

blood god: No, no, no we are not doing that. There are already too many people there and you'll have to ask Dream anyways

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