the big brother house

"Ok Edward. It's just you…and me." I said 'threateningly' narrowing my eyes playfully.

"Bring it."

"It's your turn." I said.

"I never have ever…worn a bikini." Damnit. I took off my trousers and hugged my legs, trying uselessly to cover up.

I had to win this one, then Edward would be out.

"I never have ever…" I looked over at Rosalie and she snogged the back of her hand. Here goes nothing, "practiced snogging on the back of my hand."

"How did you know?" Edward asked desperately. I winked and tapped my nose.

"I'm afraid my sources are confidential." I smiled sweetly.

Mike still hadn't emerged from the bedroom and I was worrying that we had gone too far.

"Guys, I'm worried that we really hurt Mike. Maybe I should go check on him…" I voiced my concerns.

"WE? You mean you! We didn't have anything to do with it. I would never be that mean!" Lauren shrieked.

Everyone ignored her.

"He's probably just too ashamed of what happened to show his face." Edward soothed.

"Housemates. We have set you another task. Isabella has successfully completed hers. In the garden you will find two bath tubs. Someone will have to sit in each. It will be the job of the other housemates to fill up the tubs with baked beans. You will need to split into two teams. The team with the fullest tub wins. They will get a reward of their choice." A voice from above us said.

I sprinted to Emmett who was grasping Rose's hand tightly. Alice, Jasper and Edward joined us.

Mike entered the room and went to stand with Eric, Tanya and Lauren.

But the teams were uneven. We had six and the other team only had four.

"We only have four! That's not fair! We should have five. You have to give us someone!" Tanya whined.

"We choose Edward! We want Edward!" Lauren shouted.

"Bye Edward." I whispered in his ear as I pushed him towards the girls. He pouted at me but I just smiled innocently.

"Let's do this!" Emmett posed like Buzz Lightyear. To infinity and beyond. I added silently in my mind.

Sure enough, out in the garden were two iron tubs and what seemed like hundreds of baked bean tins.

"Who's going in the tub?" Alice asked.

"Me! Me! Pick me!" Em jumped up and down excitedly, waving his hand in the air.

"I guess that answers it." I said.

Emmett somehow managed to cram his huge bulk into the tub. We walked over to the 'start' and Jasper picked up a golden envelope.

"Housemates," he read aloud. Everyone froze to hear, "you will have to answer questions which are in this box," Jasper pointed to a box at his feet; "if you get a question right you will take a tin and pour it into your bath. If you get it wrong you do nothing."

"Sounds simple enough." Rose said.

"There's more:" Jasper continued, "When you get a question right this sound will be made…" He paused and a 'kerching' sound came through the speakers, "When you get a question wrong you will hear this…" a 'splat' sound this time, "You are allowed to confer with your team mates."

"We're starting!" Tanya screamed. I looked at who was in their tub. Mike.

Tanya pulled out a question from the box and read it aloud.