Jorge and Adonis (Taylor's Version)

Picture to burn (homephobic version) (Claudia's Version)

Today I went to my boyfriend's house and when I got there I saw him in his mini toy jeep KISSING HIS BEST FRIEND ADONIS WHO IS A BOY so I went to the gas station with my friend Kamila and bought some eggs toilet paper and 1,099 galons of gasoline and went to his house and and covered the outside with eggs and toilet paper and on the inside we DESTROYED the place and then we poured gasoline all over the place and danced a bit while the fire began to rise and then after leaving the house I screamed IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU GAY BITCH and left him heartbroken

(SO THIS IS THE FIRST OFICIAL CHAPTER TO THIS BOOK UMM CLAUDIA OF YOU'RE READING THIS WELL THIS IS JUST A LITTLE PARODY)