Jorge and Adonis (Taylor's Version)

you need to calm down (Dharr's Version)

today i saw a little boy in a corner crying because his girlfriend broke up with him because he was gay so i went up to him and he told me his story so then we went and burned her house and then went to jail but then we met our inmates who were all gay and we all did a musical performance to teach him that being gay is not bad and I feel in love with viral sensation Andrew Tate and then officer RuPaul let us free and invited all of us to compete in drag race and Jorge won and then that night while jorge was sleeping our lord Ed Sheeran came down from the skies into jorges room and put a piece of cheese on his face and said youre gay

Yeah this story is really messy