a/n: warning
----------
"Aha- Baki!" Y/N gasped as his arms trapped her against the cold stone wall
"Shh now gorgeous" Baki breathed, laying his mouth on her neck
Y/N's skin prickled underneath his warm, hot breath
"Baki..." She breathed as his warm lips laid a place on her neck
Baki continued to lay his warm lips on Y/N's slender neck, moving his way to her mouth, licking all the way
"Y/N" He whispered "Do you enjoy this?"
Y/N made no noise just shook, she did not like this
"Then you shouldn't mind me doing this" Baki said as his hands slowly moved to underneath her shirt
Baki continued to move his hands around until he heard footsteps and jumped a bit
"HEY!" Someone yelled
Y/N breathed and made a "peep" noise, shocked
"What are you doing with her!?" The person said
"H-He" Y/N stuttered
"I'm her boyfriend." Baki said, rearranging his arms to be around her waist
"Is he ma'am? Because that was potential rape" The person said
"Shut up. I'm her boyfriend man, just screw off" Baki said, removing his hand from Y/N's waist to walk towards the stranger
"No! Sir you could get into big trouble, she's a minor...aren't you?" The man asked
"I'm 16 sir" She muttered
"I'm like a minor too" Baki said
"You look 18" The man gruffed
"I'm 17...." Baki said firmly, sweating a bit
The man jumped to attack Baki
"Woah man" Was all that could be heard
"Baki! Stop!" Y/N cried
Baki broke away from the fight and ran
"You're a weirdo for beating up kids!" He called as he ran off
"God are you alright?" The man asked
"Yes, thank you" Y/N smiled
"Atleast you're ok" He said
"What's your name sir?" Y/N asked
"Oh, Saitama" He said, wiping his hands on his shirt
"Oh wow, are you old?" She asked
"I'm 25" He said, unhappy that she asked
"Oh, I'm sorry it's just....you're bald" Y/N said
"I did forget about that" He said, his hands wiping across his head
'WOW HE'S HOT BUT...BALD?!' Y/N thought
"Haha thank you" She said
"Goodbye young girl" Saitama said, waving
Y/N walked out of the alleyway and tapped numbers into her phone
"Hey...could you get me?" She said when the person answered
‐----------
a/n: author just got a tooth clawed out so she's not ok 😭 it hurts guys
YOU ARE READING
Y/N falls for everyboy! (SATIRE 😀)
FanfictionY/n moves to Japan with her mother to be with her oniichan! And finds tons of complete hot boys! She just can't decide who~ I sill try to make still spicy at some points ane warnings will be put! Warning: this is a joke and very satire ! kisses 🤭😘
