The Smile (GirlxGirl)

Chapter 14

"Ok, here's one. What's green and invisible?"

There was a moment so silence while everyone thought and I saw the perfect opportunity to strike. "My cock!" I said which turned out to be louder than anticipated in the light silence.

The table erupted into laughter, both at the absurdity of my comment, and the fact that I had I said it so loudly. Lily, who always had a tendency to blush, was holding her flaming cheeks in an attempt to cool them and control her girlish laughter; she was failing at both of them. She sat to my left. To my right was the greatest guy friend a girl could want, Tyler. He was that overly attractive guy who really did not know it. His golden skin just seemed to soak up the sun every time he went outside. As did his hair. It was just a little long and dark and never lost it's shine -probably because whenever he went out it seemed to change colour from  coal black to a very light brown, almost blonde. His blue eyes made him even more striking, along with his arms –he could spend three hours in the gym if he had the time- his lightly stubbled jaw, his incredible white teeth...

Ok now I know it sounds like I'm in love with him but, in all honesty, I've just never seen him that way. Every time I was around him, the song "Everything you want" would play in my head. The most memorable lyrics would probably be:

He says all the right things

At exactly the right time

But he means nothing to you

And you don't know why.

Everybody around already thinks we're dating but he really is just a friend.

Sitting opposite me were the twins: Thomas and Timmy. I'd always said that their mother must have been one of the most unimaginative people to ever grace this earth. She never could have guessed how differently they'd turn out though, no matter how similar their names were. Tim liked to think of himself as a really deep, emotional guy who was suave and mature. He would always carry a guitar pick in his pocket and was very protective over his inky black hair that he had styled to cover his left eye. He would always be reading a book and if he ever saw you with a book, he'd be sure to tell you that he'd already read it. All in all, Tim was a really nice guy...if not slightly pretentious.

Thomas on the other couldn't care less about anything. He was a joker, through and through. He hit puberty at 9 and had never stopped growing since, causing his co-ordination to become absolutely abysmal. He was 6'5 and could hit his head on any ceiling and trip over any flat piece of ground, but he always did it in the most comical way possible. Once he fell off his chair in maths and his legs were lift flailing for at least 5 minutes while everyone was trying to recover from their fits of laughter. When he finally was helped to his feet, his thick ginger hair made him look as though he had just woken up; it stuck up in all directions and a large clump of it stuck straight up (which I presumed was the side he fell on.) The only thing that gave any indication that the twins were related was their light brown eyes that had tiny flecks of green in them.

Tom, who had originally asked the question, gave me a little pout, clearly indicating to me that I had stolen his punch line. "No Jess it is not your cock. Although we all know what a lovely cock it is."

A few other people at the table sniggered and I let my dirty mind take full control of the situation. "Is it Shrek's cock?"

The table erupted again and Thomas smiled. Somehow he could blush even more than Lily –it probably looked worse because of his ginger hair- and he sighed. "No it is no..."

"I've got it," I said with a clap of my hands. "It's the Incredible Hulk's cock."

I bowed as if I had won a prized and the table erupted again. Thomas glared at me playfully and raised his voice over the laughter. "What is it with you and male genitals?"