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Mark Cox looked at the ripped sandwich in his hands and felt active.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved damp Shanghai with its skinny, stale swamps. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel active.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tristan Gump. Tristan was a selfish bear with beautiful toenails and fluffy warts.
Mark gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a deranged, tight-fisted, tea drinker with brown toenails and fluffy warts. His friends saw him as a deafening, drab deity. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for an abundant injured bird.
But not even a deranged person who had once made a cup of tea for an abundant injured bird, was prepared for what Tristan had in store today.
The sleet rained like cooking gerbils, making Mark ambivalent.
As Mark stepped outside and Tristan came closer, he could see the steady glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a wifi code," Tristan bellowed, in a thoughtful tone. He slammed his fist against Mark's chest, with the force of 4406 elephants. "I frigging love you, Mark Cox."
Mark looked back, even more ambivalent and still fingering the ripped sandwich. "Tristan, I've got a new job," he replied.
They looked at each other with sleepy feelings, like two knobbly, kind koalas eating at a very ruthless disco, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two special uncles hopping to the beat.
Suddenly, Tristan lunged forward and tried to punch Mark in the face. Quickly, Mark grabbed the ripped sandwich and brought it down on Tristan's skull.
Tristan's beautiful toenails trembled and his fluffy warts wobbled. He looked afraid, his body raw like a bored, barbecued blade.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Tristan Gump was dead.
Mark Cox went back inside and made himself a nice cup of tea.
THE END
A/N
These are getting weirder and weirder!
They all seem to end with someone making a drink!
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