Ruth Connor was thinking about John Doop again. John was a thoughtful brute with solid abs and pink toes.
Ruth walked over to the window and reflected on her snooty surroundings. She had always loved crowded Moscow with its oily, outrageous oceans. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel calm.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a thoughtful figure of John Doop.
Ruth gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a down to earth, patient, port drinker with moist abs and dirty toes. Her friends saw her as an annoyed, afraid animal. Once, she had even rescued a joyous puppy from a burning building.
But not even a down to earth person who had once rescued a joyous puppy from a burning building, was prepared for what John had in store today.
The moon shone like rampaging donkeys, making Ruth ambivalent. Ruth grabbed a minuscule map that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As Ruth stepped outside and John came closer, she could see the moaning glint in his eye.
"Look Ruth," growled John, with a cowardly glare that reminded Ruth of thoughtful pigeons. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want a resolution. You owe me 6054 gold pieces."
Ruth looked back, even more ambivalent and still fingering the minuscule map. "John, I admire your eyebrows," she replied.
They looked at each other with afraid feelings, like two elegant, empty elephants laughing at a very splendid Halloween party, which had classical music playing in the background and two daring uncles sitting to the beat.
Suddenly, John lunged forward and tried to punch Ruth in the face. Quickly, Ruth grabbed the minuscule map and brought it down on John's skull.
John's solid abs trembled and his pink toes wobbled. He looked barmy, his wallet raw like a hilarious, high-pitched hawk.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later John Doop was dead.
Ruth Connor went back inside and made herself a nice glass of port.
THE END
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Random Story Generator
HumorHi! This is basically a random story generator book. I put a plot into this website and turn it into a book. (This is not my written stories but randomly generated.) (this is ment to be funny so ENJOY!)