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"W-what happens at the bar of mitzvah?" Bill asked
"They slice the tip of his dick off" Eddie raises his hands
"Ew what the f-"
"but then he'll have nothing left" Richie cuts me off
"Hey guys Stan says"
"What happens at the bar of m-mitzvah? Ed's says you cut the tip of you're dick off" Bill says
"It's where I become a man
Well that's what my dad said?"
Stan says
"I can think of funner way to become a man" Richie says
"Better ways you mean?" Stan corrects him
Then we walk pass Bowers and Patrick stares at me and licks his lips
'Ew' I thought to myself
"Think they'll sign my year book" Richie asks
Yeah, sorry for taking a hot steaming dump in you're back- pack last summer" I say
Suddenly gretta bumps into me
"Bitch" she mutters
"Best feeling ever" Stan says 'knowing richie he's probably gonna make some dirty joke'
I think to myself
"Yeah? Try tickling you're pickle for the first time"
"You're disgusting rich"
I say
"Yeah but you love it" he winks at me
My cheeks turn red as he says it, so I just look away so he doesn't notice
204 words I know this sucked I will post tomorrow bc I have school bye :D
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Richie tozier x reader
Terrorwhat happens when trashmouth falls for Eddie kaspbraks twin sister? ^ Discontinued
