CAPTION: The Audience is from Brooklyn
(Cut to parody of the intro of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters" cinematic, with Yu-Gi-Oh character animations by CrikeyDave instead of actual show footage.)
(Parody starts off with the main cast, Yugi, Joey, Téa and Tristan dancing and singing in a theater similar to that of the "Let's All Go to the Lobby" cinematic short)
YUGI, JOEY, TÉA, TRISTAN: (singing and dancing)
♪It's a groovy time for a movie time
So grab your gal
And grab a seat
But don't forget to get something to eat
Delicious meat
A nutritious meat♪
JOEY: (Not his normal voice, sounding like a American Southerner) ♪You can't beat my meat for a special treat!♪
TRISTAN: (Not his normal voice, sounding like an English playwright) ♪Sucking on me is really neat!♪
YUGI, JOEY, TÉA, TRISTAN: (still singing)
♪Don't be a jerk, and don't be a fool
Be a good neighbor and follow these rules...♫
(music and dancing stops, followed by ambient guitar feedback noises, shows Yusei, Jack, Crow and Kalin, also known as Team Satisfaction, at the end of the hallway in front of the theater screen with instruments out, looking unamused at the main cast. After a while, the main cast's singing and dancing continues.)
YUGI, JOEY, TÉA, TRISTAN: (singing again)
♪What are these rules?
Remember to keep your shoes on at all times
Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to
Indecent exposure is a Class 2 felony...♫
(Music stops and is replaced by feedback again as Yusei walks up to Yugi and headbutts him, who gets knocked unconscious. Team Satisfaction begins to play a shortened version of the song Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife by Mastodon immediately after.)
YUSEI, JACK, CROW, KALIN:
'DON'T TALK! WATCH!
DON'T TALK! WATCH!
YOU CAME HERE! WATCH IT!
DON'T LIKE IT? WALK OUT!'
(Cut to the main cast backing up, with Yugi, who now has a black eye and a missing tooth, standing up with the rest of the main cast)
TEAM SATISFACTION: WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR F***ING MONEY!!
Do not nudge, kick, or jiggle the seat in front of you!
I am sitting there!
I am everywhere at once, and I will cut you up!
If you make out here
I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a
LINOLEUM KNIFE!
(Yugi and the rest of the main cast flee the theater)
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Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time ABRIDGED: Song Lyrics
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