Sebryan: Cringey pick up lines Pt.1

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So this is gonna have multiple parts and they are kinda short but yeah. Anyways, hope you enjoy!-Was

A/N: All stars know this actually happened before, this is just an updated version :)

*Ryan has blonde and pink hair :)

Ryan was playing his game and minding his own business when Seb barged right in without knocking.

"And you wonder why I lock my door," Ryan said without looking up.

Seb put his hands on his hips, "And I wonder why you don't lock it anymore."

Ryan just completely ignored Seb.

"What do you want?" Ryan said without much interest.

"I'm glad you asked. Wanna come to the mall with me?"

"No."

Seb frowned, "Why not?"

"Because my wallet is grounded."

"I'll pay."

"And I'm in the middle of a game."

And then Ryan went back to ignoring Seb.

Seb pursed his lips and thought about something that could get Ryan's attention away from his game.

Which is gonna be very hard.

"Kane ate your acaii bowl."

"No he didn't. He knows not to."

"Justin was the one who stole your 20 dollars."

"Figures."

Seb wasn't sure what to say now until something clicked.

"Ryan."

"What."

"You're pretty."

"And you're an irritation."

Seb sighed inwardly, 'Here comes the smolder.'

"How about, instead of playing games we could, we could play each other?"

That caused Ryan to look up and say, "Bro."

Seb raised an eyebrow, "I mean you want to or not? The beds right there."

Ryan took off his his headphones, "Pause, bro. Pause."

"Okay. Okay, slow if you want it that way."

Ryan shook his head, "Dude."

"Dude. You gonna say your line or what?"

"You mean the 'I'm gonna go walk my fish now' line?"

"So you remember me using that pick up line?"

"You know just because I don't pay much attention to stuff around me doesn't mean I have memory loss."

Seb smiled, "So...we doing it or what?"

"No!"

Seb frowned, "So you don't want to go to the mall?"

"I- what?"

"The mall. That's what we were talking about right?"

"What?"

"Wait did you think-"

"What, no!"

"Okay."

"Okay."

"So.."

"Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Let's go."

Ryan grabbed his coat and headed towards the door when Seb smiled and said, "You sure you don't wanna go with the second option."

Ryan cleared his dry throat, "Nah. I'm good," he said as he practically ran out.

Knowing he couldn't stay because he was already a bit tempted to see what Seb would've done if he went for the second option.

Seb laughed to himself, "That boy doesn't know what he wants."

Okay, so yeah short but effective. Anyways, hope you have a good day/night!

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