Unexpected quest number 6(would expected Percy to stay out of this one, though)

Hermione lied! (Quick, get the camera!)

The troll was ugly. Like, Minotaur ugly. Change the shape, and the troll would be a perfect Minotaur stunt double. He carried a club, and picked apart the girl's bathroom like a toy set. A real, life size toy set, with Hermione in danger in it. Nico murmured: "I can sense her life force in a toilet stall." "And why?" I asked. "Because she is near death." "Cheerful." Sadie muttered. Harry and Ron took no notice and Harry did the dumbest thing ever. He shouted: "Hey!" Dumbest. Move. Ever. Or maybe not, cause I may or may not have done it before. The troll was momentarily confused by the fact, as if thinking: Why is this tiny human talking to me? 

(I'm, like, not good at fight descriptions, so let's say the demigods and the Golden Trio knocked the troll unconscious, Kay?)

The professors arrived with great timing, after the fight was finished. Mcgonagall was really flustered. Snape was glaring, no surprise, he is always glaring at people. Quirrel gapped at the unconscious troll, stuttering: "H-how? W-When?" Frank smelled(seriously, it was like his dog form passed on the trait of smell. Wait a sec, I'd never saw him turn into a dog) the coppery scent of blood, and whispered: "Snape is bleeding." Sure enough, Snape had three gashes down his thigh. He scowled for the millionth time that day, and closed his robes around the wound. Mcgonagall asked: "What in Merlin happened here?" Hermione stood up, her robes wet with sewer water.

"Professor, I heard the troll, and I thought I could defeat it by myself because I know a lot of things about them." She proceeded to make things up. All sixteen of us were gapping at her. I mean, Hermione, the best student in the grade, lying? That's like Quirell going on a live reality TV show! Mcgonagall finally said: "Well, you were behaving foolishly, but for seventeen first years with only a few month of classes is impressive. I will take 5 points from Gryffindor for your foolishness..." Hermione looked down. "But, I will give 80 points to Gryffindor for your act of valour, ridding the school of the troll." We cheered. Wow, we're getting into the house spirit really fast. We walked back to the common rooms. And from then on, Hermione Granger became our friend.