Guardian Angel(s) [BTS]

Two

A/N: to increase engagment I figured I'd ask a question at the start of each chapter. Here's an easy one, favourite Run BTS episode? 

"Ok, let me get this straight." Tia began, pacing up and down her living room, the seven men squeezed up on her small sofa. "You're Taehyung, Jungkook, Namjoon, Hoseok-"

"Just call me Hobi" Hobi interrupted grinning widely from ear to ear, Tia stared at him for a second before continuing.

"Seokjin-"

"Just call me Jin." 

"Jimin and-" She hesitated for a second, pointing her taser at the last man. "Yoongi."

"That's right." He said with a nod, sending her a smile that she couldn't interprete.

"And the seven of you are supposed to be my guardian angels?"

"Yeah."

"That's right."

"She's finally understood us."

Tia scoffed at their response and shook her head slightly. 

"You honestly expect me to believe that?" She said, arms crossed and annoyed. 

"Why would we lie about something like this?" Namjoon attempted to reason. 

"Maybe because I caught you, seven strangers, in my apartment, which is trespassing by the way, and you're trying to not get arrested?" Tia deadpanned and Taehyung nodded in agreement. 

"She's got a point, this is something humans consider very illegal." He said and Jimin rolled his eyes. 

"Why are we even doing all this talking when we can just show her." With that he disappeared into thin air only to appear behind Tia. "Boo." He whispered in her ear and Tia let out a yelp, impulsively throwing her elbow back into his nose before turning around to tase him. Jimin fell to the floor, crippled, and the others stood up in shock. 

"Jimin!" Taehyung and Jungkook exclaimed at the same time, rushing to their friend. Jimin glared at Tia as he got up, suddenly not very motivated to be guarding her. Tia's eyes were wide, hands trembling in both fear and shock, what the fuck was going on? How did he do that? 

"Guys, you're scaring her back off." Yoongi warned and the boys listened quickly taking a step away from her, although Jimin was hesitant. 

"How is she even able to that?" He muttered and the others shrugged, just as confused. Tia looked at them wearily before she sighed, shaking her head slightly as she laughed, somehow finding humour in all of this. Whether this was a dream, delusion or her first steps towards entering an insane asylum; she couldn't deny that she had just seen the fake ginger disappear into thin air and reappear behind her. They definitely weren't your everday, run of the mill intruders. 

"Well, I suppose it makes sense that the seven of you are my guardian angels. No wonder my life has been a such a fucking mess." She reasoned to herself and the boys all stared at her, deeply offended. 

"What's that supposed to mean?" Jin asked and Tia raised her brow. 

"My life has been filled with one unfortunate event after the other, you guys are pretty shitty guardian angels if you ask me." 

"Well, we didn't ask you." Yoongi scoffed, insulted. 

"I thought we did a pretty good job." Jungkook whispered softly, slightly intimidated by Tia's harsh gaze. 

"It rains every single time I don't have an umbrella with me, even when the sun is shining, and when I do have an umbrella its dry despite extremely grey skies." She pointed out and Yoongi shrugged.