Why can't a nose be 12 inches?
Because then it will be a foot!
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to MUFASA
That was ONIX-PECTED
That's the SEALiest thing I've ever heard
Stop making me laugh! I'll PUMA pants!
How do mexicans cut there pizza? Little siccors!
Have you heard the new mexican band?
Hispanic! At The Disco
I wondered why the foot-ball was getting bigger.
And then it hit me
I got the moves like jaguar
Hey, Ernie, would you like some ice cream?
Sherbert
Nothing really mattress
I don't chair
When a midget smokes weed
Does he get high
Or medium
I hate tacos
Said no juan ever
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which one would win
No pun in ten did
Past, present, and future walked into a bar
It was tense
Werewolf?
There wolf!
Mind if I comb over?
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
What do you call nobody with a nose
Nobody knows
An adventure?
Alpaca my bags
When a chinese baby is born
What does the birth cirtificate say?
Made In China
I mustache you a question
Ok but FYI
Eyebrows Google answers
Don't go bacon my heart
I couldn't if I fried
I can bearley sleep
Saving LOTS more puns for the next part. I sure hope you enjoyed!
