Fallen Angel

LOVERS REUNITED?

(I.M.P HQ/1200HRS)

Luna is spinning around in her chair, giggling like a hyena on crack, but she could not care despite the utter looks of pure hysteria the others were giving especially Moxie, who to his credit stared slack jawed googly-eyed at the sight of this as he never thought in his lifetime that he would ever witness this. Millie is staring her eyes out before finally saying what was on everyone's mind, "Girl, who are you and what have you done with Luna?" Luna jumps out of her chair and crushes Millie in a death hug before squealing "I'M IN LOVE!-with a human-BUT I'M IN LOVE!" Blitz decided to finally chime in "That's obvious because it looks like you have hearts floating over your head and not the drug induced kind we are used to." Moxie has two questions to ask Luna "One, can you not break my wife in two, I do not want to share her. Two, what have you done with your hair?" Luna finally looks down and notices Millie struggling to stay alive "Oops my bad, let me set you down." Luna proceeded to do just that before deciding to kiss her on the lips shocking the entire crew in the process then decided to add her tongue for good measure. Millie, was shell-shocked as she touched her own lips before falling to the ground with a thud. Moxie with some newfound courage, decided to poke the bear "So you are in love with a human, and you just kissed my wife hard, are you in love with a boy or a girl?!" Luna decided to grab Moxie forcefully and lift him up before she would make a snarky remark complete with teeth "Well I could always steal Millie from you, plus I am quite sure I am better behind closed doors than you could ever be with that pencil prick of yours. As for what I did with my hair, I kinda had to cut it off given the situation that happened up there. As for the style, mind your own d- business, a Mohawk can be sexy on a girl. A hell hound's hair grows fast anyways." Blitz noticed a paper slip on the table inspecting it as he read the contents on it before grinning "LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT HER HEAD OUT OF HER A- AND MATURED INTO A LOVELY WOMAN! YOU FINALLY GOT PAST ALL OF THOSE POMPOUS SELF-CENTERED JACKA-ES WHO TRIED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OVER YOU!" She was sitting in the chair singing Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Spinning one more time as a delivery demon walked inside and laid a package that was in Luna's name on the table and walks off, it was a small box with no return address on it. Luna picks it up and hears a ticking and then an alarm clock ringing, gasping in fear, she throws it out the window and it hits the roof of a vehicle and explodes destroying the vehicle in the process. Blitz walks in over in a frightened emotional state and pulls out his keys and mashes the panic button causing the now burning van to blare out in a dying alarm and he says "THAT WAS OUR VAN!" After the initial shock had passed, Blitz went over to his daughter making sure she was okay and checks on the rest of the family deducing quickly that this absolutely smelled of Kenny all over. "THAT WAS A LOW BLOW EVEN BY OUR STANDARDS, AND WE DO NOT HAVE THAT HIGH OF A F-ING STANDARD TO BEGIN WITH!" Moxie decided to chime in what he could while still cowering like a little lost puppy "Uh...sir, how are we exactly going to get another van? It is not like we are loaded or anything." Blitz remarked quickly "Well technically we are, it is blood money but still, it spends all the same."

(BACK IN THE LIVING WORLD/A WEEK LATER-0253HRS)

Robert sits up in his bed in a cold sweat with a gasp, his torture still follows him into his dreams waking him up with cold chills running along his spine like ice chunks as he clutched his head in pain, he has not regained the damaged nerves in his leg so he could not move it yet not even his toes. His mind was slowly deteriorating with each passing hour, his body slowly failing him as it was trying its best to heal but easier said than done. He lays back down trying to once again to see if he could go back to sleep.

(BLITZ'S HOUSE/SAME TIME)

Meanwhile with Luna, her heart was still aflame with passion and desire as she tried to go to sleep in vain as her thoughts raced in her head like a never ending hurricane, her soul and heart was at war with each other while her mind was sitting on the sidelines like a kid in a dunce hat. She thought about Robert a lot, but also thought of the attempt on her life a week ago and wondered if it be safer if she decided to stay away and break things off with Robert for his safety and own good. She picks up her phone and his paper deciding that it was for the best that they did not see each other for awhile or possibly forever but she has not exactly decided yet on which one she wanted to do. The mention of Robert's name used to bring so much warmth and other things but now it is having the opposite effect due to Robert's brother trying to kill her and how hard-headed Robert was being ever since they last seen one another. She sent him a text, telling him that it was over, that she needed to protect him, as much as she wanted to be with him, she knew that she could not. She sent the text and almost got an instant reply saying he loved her no matter what and he genuinely cared about her wanting to be by her side through life and death, also the afterlife if possible, well he is just gonna have to make sure that does happen in the near future. She sent him a reply asking him what exactly did he mean by that scared out of her mind filled with worry making sure he was not about to do anything stupid or drastic such as hurting himself or doing something like suicide, he would send her a picture of his gun in his mouth saying "See you soon!" Luna is now extremely frantic, wanting to jump through the phone screen and kick his a- to h- and back then decided that she was going to the living world to kill him herself because he was being a man-baby and a complete dumb a-. She leaves a note behind for her dad, and instead of stealing the book, she would copy every detail of the spell page. She jumps through the portal with only what she is wearing, now running for the house on all fours like mad. She busted down the door with her foot causing the door to come off its hinges, and fly across the room being embedded in a nearby wall. "IF YOU SO MUCH AS SCRATCH YOURSELF I AM GONNA KICK YOUR A- SO D- MUCH THAT GOOGLE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO FIND YOU WHATSOEVER." 'KER-KLACK' Now Luna definitely knows what that sounds is, with a low growl she would duck behind a nearby couch before tackling Robert out of his chair her eyes glaring daggers at him. "YOU F-ING SUICIDAL MANIAC, WHAT THE H- WAS THAT LAST MESSAGE YOU SENT ME?! CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS VERY VERY CAREFULLY!" Robert held her hands by his side before saying with an emotionless lifeless voice "Just go ahead and end it all, my life is not worth saving, I am too far gone in my decent into madness." Luna was madder than Cujo from a Stephen King book, and most certainly showed him as much, she hauls him up and hurls him onto the couch screaming at the top of her lungs "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT H- IS LIKE? LIKE SERIOUSLY, I AM FROM THERE AND BEFORE YOU MAKE A SMART A- REMARK, I DO NOT EVEN LIKE IT DOWN THERE, AND I BEEN THROUGH MORE S- THEN YOU EVER HAVE, SO GET YOUR F-ING HEAD OUT OF YOUR A- BEFORE I PULL IT OUT FOR YOU AND I WILL NOT BE USING ANY ANESTHETIC OR GENTLENESS, ALSO DO I NEED TO PUT AWAY THE SHARP OBJECTS LIKE YOUR A SNOT NOSED BRAT!?" Robert tries to make a witty comeback but Luna was not having any of it, She got madder and madder as she ties up Robert quite snugly to the chair so he could not move as she quickly opened up a portal back home so she could begin her plan as the portal promptly closed behind her leaving Robert behind to contemplate his life choices and current situation, wondering how did he exactly get himself in this mess in the first place as he sighed to himself.

(BLITZ'S HOUSE, WHEREVER THE F- THAT IS, ANYWAYS AROUND THE SAME BLOODY TIME)

Luna decided to try and shake her father awake but to no Avail, as she kept trying to wake Blitz up she sighed to herself as she slaps him awake but at this point it still did not work so she would sit on his face lifting her tail up before she let out a massive fart in his face before jumping off as he woke up coughing madly as his nostrils flared as they burned and writhed in agony. Blitz was hopping mad as he gagging like a cheap w- after he finally composed himself he would ask his daughter "LUNA, WHY DID YOU FART IN MY FACE FOR?! I WAS TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND FART IN MY FACE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL F-?!" Luna would shake her side softly to herself as she began to explain her reasoning to her father "My boyfriend is trying to kill himself, and I have a plan to try and see how badly he wants to die, I need your help." Luna briefed Blitz on her plan before they returned to the surface.

(BACK IN THE LIVING WORLD/5 MINUTES LATER)

Robert was just nodding off when the portal reopened in front of him and Luna reappeared with a sack over her shoulder and someone or something beside her he didn't recognize as the portal closed Luna dumped the bag onto the floor and says to Robert as she sits on his lap, rubbing his leg stump "I have a test for you Robert, to see just how badly you want to die. This is my adopted dad, Blitz and he is going to kill you, since I don't have the willpower because I love you too much. If you want to live just say 'stop' to dad at any point up to the trigger squeeze. Because then it will be too late, but look on the bright side, if you die, we will be together in h- forever, I will love you either way, my sweet cream puff." Blitz snickered at that "Ooh pet names, very nice. Either way, welcome to the family kid." Roberts eyes widened at this as she stood up and dumped the sacks contents onto the floor, revealing a completely disassembled 12 gauge pump action shotgun complete with a box of ammo, and Luna says "Your time to decide starts ... now." Blitz immediately kneels on the floor in front of the parts pile and begins putting the gun together faster than any army infantry man could have ever dreamed of. 'oh s-!' Robert thinks to himself as Luna returns to his lap and says "We will have a good time together in either world, this one or the one beneath us." Robert looks at Luna as he realizes they mean to go through with this and says "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Luna looks at Robert smiling with bared teeth "I left crazy town for insanity city aboard the loopy express long ago Robert." 'KER-KLACK' Robert looks at Blitz and sees he is done with the gun and is about to load it. "Stop." Robert whispers so soft that only Luna can hear it. She decides to milk it "What was that Robert, I could barely hear you?" Robert says a little louder "Stop, please." Luna says to Robert as she rubs him over his body with both hands "But I love you, we can be together forever-you and I-just fail the test and I will love you, forever." Blitz is ramming the last shell into the gun and as he pumps it Robert is now frantic as he yells at the top of his lungs "STOP!" Blitz lowers the shotgun and looks at Luna and says "I hope you know what your doing Loony." Blitz takes the book and leaves the shotgun and returns home, leaving Luna on the surface with Robert to carry out her plan.

(END FALLEN ANGEL-LOVERS REUNITED?)