Fate Is A Cruel Mistress [Jujutsu Kaisen x reader]

2. A Very Sleepless Night

"Don't move. You're no longer human. Under Jujutsu regulations, Itadori Yuji, I will exorcise you as a curse!"

[Y/N] deadpanned. "Megumi. You're bleeding. Heavily. You're in no shape to be exorcising Ryomen Sukuna. So relax and enjoy your last moments."

Itadori's eyes widened as he raised his arms in surrender. "Wait, really, I'm just fine!" The marks across his torso slowly faded, giving way to his regular skin. "More importantly, we're all pretty beat up. Let's get to a hospital."

Not necessary. I can heal myself, thank you very much. [Y/N] mentally rolled her eyes, slowly standing up, her still slightly broken legs cracking satisfyingly. She was about to speak again, but instead, a much more annoying voice rang out.

"What's the situation?"

She and Megumi both turned to face their teacher, who had a shopping bag slung around his forearm.

"Gojo-sensei?! Why are you here?"

"Hey. I wasn't planning on coming, but man you're roughed up. I should show the second years." Gojo took his phone out, taking maybe a million photos of a bleeding Megumi and a [Y/N] with her lower leg still poking out at a weird angle. 

"They'd go wild knowing [Y/N] was hurt. Zen'in-senpai would probably burn the whole school down and commit mass murder." Megumi sighed.

"I'm tempted to do the same. I can't believe any living thing would have the audacity of harming my dear [Y/N]." He teased.

"Good to know you're annoying as ever." The girl in question muttered, her legs now both fully-healed.

"You wound me." Gojo put a hand to his chest in mock heart-break before looking back at his phone. "Anyway, the higher-ups wouldn't shut up with a special-grade cursed object gone missing." [Y/N] scowled at the mention of the higher-ups. "So I stopped by while doing some sightseeing. So, did you find it?"

Oh shit, I almost forgot about that. Gojo's going to have a field day with this.

"Um... Sorry, but I ate it."

"For real?"

"For real."

The tall man stepped up close to Itadori, leaning right into his face. He hummed a bit, as if in deep thought before letting out a short laugh.
"Damn, it really did combine with you. That's hilarilous."
He stepped away, finally finding an ounce of respect for other peoples' personal space.

"Anything off with your body?"

"Not particularly."

"Can you swap out with Sukuna?"

"Sukuna?"

"The curse you ate."

This conversation seems far too casual for my liking. Like the calm before the storm. Well, I don't really care what happens, as long as I'm not involved. 

"Oh... Yeah, I think I can do that."

"Then give us ten seconds." Gojo said, stretching slightly. "[Y/N]," he called, looking in the girl's direction. "Make sure things don't get out of hand, 'kay?"

"Sure."

Gojo turned back to Itadori. "Once ten second are up, come back to us."

"But..." 

"Don't worry, I'm the strongest."

"Megumi, hold on to this."  said, tossing the bag to him.

"What is it?"

"Kikufuku from Kikusuian. It's Sendai's specialty, and it's super good. I recommend the zunda and cream flavour." 

Thanks for the snacks, Gojo. I'll enjoy them. Thought [Y/N], already snatching the bag from the boy sat next to her.