My book of Alphabet Lore stuff and oneshots

The only way they can communicate... is via Discord!

So what would happen if they had discord? Well, this.

A: Sup

N: Huh? So we can say stuff other than our names?

M: Did you just break the fourth wall? 

L: We can spell, dumbass 

N: I'm not dumb :(

G: This is funny anyways where's my wife?

P: I'm here

G: Hi

P: Hey

G: Wanna make out?

P: Sure

Q: Guys

F: Hey

D: Ok who added this mf?

N: Idk

O: Imma remove him

N: No pls don't-

O banned F.

L: Good riddance

O: Thx homie

W: Lmao

C: Did y'all know G can blow himself?

B: Well if it's long enough...

J: PLEASE I JUST ENTERED THIS CHAT😭

K: Nah man the only one who blows him is P

G: Shut up this isn't even about her

R: Weren't you guys making out?

G: Yeah but my phone keeps pinging so

P: Yeah guys we are trying to have some fun time so please stop

Q: Guys

V: I'm bored

E: Aren't we all?

X: Ok guys who told Y about LetterHub?

O: She asked me about it

Y: Wwhy? What have I witnessed?😭

X: Yeahh thats the real world. I'm so sorry. 

Oh and O, you're dead.

O: Fuck

M: NO SWEARING IN THIS LETTER DISCORD SERVER! THINK OF Y, N AND I!

O: Let's be honest no one gives a shit about N lmao

L: LMFAO PLEASE😭

P: Leave him alone geez

I: Who says I can't curse?

N: Same

Y: I won't curse, ever

X: Good choice Y

Y: Thx

H: I'm dead so I can do what I want so I will still curse. Fuck y'all

Ok well I'm a ghost 

O: N, say fuck right now

L: Yeah say fuck you coward

N: No

I: I will say it. Fuck.

A: Damn

Kid does it immediately 

U: Wtf has been going on in here?💀

M: L and O are trying to get N to curse

O: Say it you coward

N: No

C: What would happen if we spelled fuck tho? Ok we would need F but still what would happen?

B: A gangbang😂

A: A letter orgy😍

M: Get out

Q: Guys

S: Guys if you want I could draw an orgy between F, U, C and K /j

T: Sure /jjjj

C: Ain't no one want to fuck his Fbussy 

K: HELP?

N: I regret my life

M: Cool now say fuck

N: I already said I'm not gonna do it

F joined the chat.

U: WHAT THE HELL?

F: I used hacks

I can hack, stupids

N: Hi F

F: Hey

X: Leave

M: No one wants to fuck your Fbussy 

Ok except N but N is a fucking coward

A pussy

Whose Nbussy will remain unfucked too btw

F: Say one more word about N and I will make WW2 and 9/11 look like a tea party

S: Shit

Y: I wanna leave

X: Guys stop the notifs it's distressing my girl

Y >///~///<

Q: Guys!

W: Yeah guys stop the notifs now

Q: GUYS!

And then everyone went offline cutely

Also why does this have so many reads? This book was mostly intended as a joke I-

Eh I'll still update it l