A: Fucking cool guy, deffo taxi driver, I love him, he seems like the type of guy to do finger guns and I admire that.
B: Goofy ahh butterfly. I love butterflies.
C: He's a homie fs.
D: DeEeEeEee. Bro didn't get any screentime smh.
E: Same thing; too few screentime. Mf got beaten up immediately.
F: EAFF. Istg I love this guy. Live laugh love F. Gayass. He deserved better.
G: Him speaking Morse code is just ahsjsjehuduehyd /pos
H: Sorry you got sharted out bro😞
I: The pure innocent child ilysm.
J: Fucker deserved to die, I'm not even gonna lie about that. Also tf was going on with his behind like,,,,, WHAG? BRO HAD MORE ASS THAN ANY OF THE KARDESHIANS OR HOW THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT WILL EVER HAVE!
K: Bro's got a serious lung problem bruh💀
L: I HATE his dumbass. Bro sounds like he'd be the homophobic kid but then suck off a banana in front of his friends and fuck his friends too. BRO WOULD FLIP HIS HAIR AFTER DISSING SOMEONE HORRIBLY. FUCK YOU L, YOUR LETTER ALREADY DESCRIBES YOU! Also why the fuck does he have an anus that shows so openly? Bro should get arrested for public nudity.
M: Prolly the only one who cared abt N besides P and F. Live laugh love. Also the only normal one of the LMNOP team besides P.
N: Bro even though people hate/hated him I still love him sm and I already did before the finale. Bro deserved better as well. Gayass with F. Prolly is a bottom for F as well lmao.
O: I absolutely hate your fucking ass too. Like, your dumb "OOOOOOO" is so annoying! SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR "OOOOOOOOO" AND GROW UP! Also he def gay for L. How L would get any bitch to like him is beyond me btw. Oh wait, I get why O likes him, because O is the only one with the same low maturity and standards level!
P: Mom. Please be my therapist and gimme affection. I wanna hug this girl so bad. G is so lucky to have her. ASHSJSHDUDGYD I LOVE HER SM AND HOW SHE'S LIKE A MOM TO N SUEUBDGDHHD!!!!
Q: Kyooooo! Istg I love this little shit. He's a legend.
R: Bro prolly got some issues or some trauma or smth. I WANNA KNOW MORE ABT IT!
S: S n e k. I like snakes they're cool. Dude didn't deserve to be slurped up.
T: S h a r k. Bro didn't deserve to die smh.
U: Sorry but the only purpose this fucker had was be a gun. He needed more screentime than that imo.
V: He didn't even have enough screentime to actually exist besides saying his name like BRUHHHH💀💀💀
W: Twins. Twins. That's all I can say. Girlbosses. Deffo needed more screentime. Their letter already describes them. Someone's hcs made me love them even more.
X: Y if you wont marry X I fucking will cuz he's fucking cool.
Y: Purest girlboss. Purest soul. Cinnamon bun.
Z: P l a n e t. Bro saved the day the most tbh.
Alr that's all.
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My book of Alphabet Lore stuff and oneshots
FanfictionThis will mostly be crack. I just really like this series so I decided to make smth out of it. None of the characters are mine!
