The Case Of The Children |Fyolai. Ft: Ivan & Others(mpreg)

chapter two: "once a cat gives birth, they adapt six nipples"

Ivan pov:

until one spoke out.

"Dos-kun! Why don't we tell ivan about our childre-" I saw master fyodor shove his "gift" into his mouth. A bit of satisfaction for myself at last. "What children are you talking about Gogol? Proceed" . . I see master fyodor glaring at me, as I turn to my side swiftly. Was it something I said? I wonder. I look back at Gogol as he sets the rat aside near his cup of tea. "Well, you know how I slept with 14 people right?☆" . . . . . .? Wasn't it 13 just a minute ago. I will decide to ignore that. "Yes, and what about that" I reply.
"I found out I was pregnant a few days later☆!" . . . . what in the Master Fyodor's feet had he just said. "Pregnant?. That's not possi- possible for a man-"

"That's what I thought too, if i were to say the truth I thought I was gaining weight! Buttt ofcourse I wasn't" . . . "Anyway! Before I tell you a little story, here's my list☆!" He handed me a piece of paper. "A list? A list of what?"
-"a list of the people I've slept with☆!" ... I stare at the peice of paper in my hand.

Probably the fathers of my children" I read. . (Past tense)
1 d͟o͟s͟ k͟u͟n͟
2 i̶v̶a̶n̶
3 𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘶
4 𝗅𝗂𝖼𝖾
5 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘱𝘰
6 f͟u͟k͟u͟c͟h͟i͟
7 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘸𝘢
8 𝘧𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘻𝘢𝘸𝘢
9 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵
10 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘳
11 𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘨 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬
12 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘮𝘢
13 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢
14 𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘶'𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

... why is my name on this? . . I read the paper back and forth making sure I'm not seeing things. Half of the things on the list aren't even people. and master Fyodor is on this list . . I refuse to believe this- this uh- This clown! Sigma?- selfcest?- "You expect me to belive this?"

. silence .
- "it's true! And you already know why dos-kun and you are on the list☆!
. . "No. I do not. Why was I on the list Gogol?I don't remember doing such a thing with you." . . "Are you sure?☆" he grinned.was I forgetting a part of my own life? "Now that you've seen the list, I'll explain to you what happened!☆" ... "I had slept with many citizens of this city! Including our sigma and dos-kun!☆ i had noticed i was gaining weight, I looked into it and thought. . maybe I was pregnant! I know a man can't be pregnant but with the magic help of my labor doctor pregzai! I was able to give birth☆ I'm sure, you saw him on my list, ivan~" .. I was going to say something but he continued as always. "also! Me and dos-kun both gave birth, to children! I'm the father of his children and he's the father of mine!☆ isn't this such good news ivan?" I don't use such harsh words against other people but what was I going to say to Gogol after hearing the most ridiculous story. He's ever told me and master Fyodor. . . . speaking of master Fyodor. "If that is true, what would master Fyodor think about your story?" I made sure Gogol knew that I didn't believe him at all. "Alright! You can ask dos-kun if you'd like, I'll be cleaning up my gift" . . I watched as he picked up the rat.

"Master Fyodor,?" I looked back only to see an empty chair and the front desk of the Cafe we were in. "Where has master fyodor gone?" "Dos-kun probably got impatient with you" he says fiddiling with his glass. "Well, it doesn't matter ivan, if you choose not to believe my story, I'll be leaving you with my children!, sigma will be here soon☆ you two can take care of them together!". . wait- was this clown going to leave me on my own!?-

"Gogol!-"