Ruv: so, you're the dad I guess
Whitty: IT"S MINE?!
Ruv: yes
Whitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
short break
don't look up Tetris fan fiction
anyways
Ruv: shhh, I'm calling sarvente
Whitty: wait...
Ruv: ?
Whitty: don't you give birth immediately when your water breaks
Ruv: sh*t you're right
