~Ezra's pov~
It was 9:30 at night. I have 30 minutes to get to the bowling alley before it closes. I have to get that bowling ball.
No, I can't just walk out with the ball, so I have a plan. This plan includes a grandma dress, a grandma wig, crinkly makeup, and a giant grandma purse with hard candy in it.
"Hello ma'am. I must inform you that we're closing soon." A worker says as I walk in.
"Oh that won't be a problem! I just need to grab something I forgot earlier today when I came with the grandbabies" I say in my squeakiest grandma voice.
The man watches me suspiciously as I walk to the isle we bowled at yesterday. Then I see them. The beauty. The light of my life. The green 8 pound bowling ball 😍😍
I quickly put the bowling ball in my grandma purse, but the man was still watching me. He comes running to stop me.
"HEY! PUT THAT BACK!"
"NO ONE CAN SEPARATE ME FROM MY TRUE LOVE!" I yell as I smack him with the grandma-ma purse. Whether it was the hard candy or the bowling ball, the man ended up knocked out on the floor.
"He'll be fine." I reassure myself and scadoodle out of the place.
Once I made it back home, I took the bowling ball out of my grandma-ma purse.
"Ezra, my true love! You've saved me!" They said. I hugged and held them tight.
"Of course, anything for you my love" I say.
"What the Fuck!?" Stella yells from behind me.
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH A SCHOOL BUS EARLIER! THAT'S RIGHT! I WAS THAT!"
YOU ARE READING
Ezra x Bowling ball (+ Flint Fish as a little surprise 🙀)
FanficStory cover straight from the Webcomic 🙀🙀🙀 anyways uhh, the crunchy spork enjoyer (Kyle 🙄) wanted more Don't Fall For Flint content so I'm just listening to the higher ups in the business. Tough world this is. You guys should like, total read DF...
