"hey xavier!" nathan said as he emerged from the library, "you like balls" xavier blinked twice at him. "uh, are you talking to me?" xavier had never been more confused. he was brainstorming some snarky comments to use against nathan, when nathan said "ur gay. HAHHAHAHAH" and xavier had the perfect thing to say to that "just like ur mom! she likes bewbs" and with that nathan decided he had lost the battle. "you may have one this battle but i shall win the war!!!!!!" nathan said as he retreated, gliding away on his pink barbie healies.
they may have been enemies for a very long time, but in truth, nathan was in love love with xavier!! he wanted to "kis kis fall in love with him" (ohshc) he had no clue if xavier felt the same way and he was too scared to ask him. so he decided to consult in his homie, who he had a brotherly love for.
"yo dude." nathan said,
"yo my main man, my totally tubular homie broski, dab me up my dude bro woah thats dope my guy" this was their secret language, also known as neanderthal.
"im like totally having an existential crisis right now dude" nathan said
"shoot my man"
"idk if i like bewbs or pp bro"
"thats deep man. if i were you i choose pp."
nathan gasped,
"okay rammy wammy. i trust you"
so nathan decided to write a speech in his notes app.
YOU ARE READING
kill me pls
Randomnathan falls first but they all fall harder, for who you may be asking? none other than xavier idk his last name!! enjoy this audrey ________________ xavier is yn, enemies to lovers, dont report me pls, they're all gay, give me back ao3. im sorry xa...
