kill me pls

part 2

hold on i forgot who nathan is.
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nathan was determined to make things right with xavier. he walked up going over his speech again, and again.
when he finally got to the classroom he took one glance at xavier and ✨swooned✨
*its okay nathan you got this* he thought to himself *whats up girl boss pussy queen, you seem kinda lonely.. can i change that?* his speech was foolproof it could make the hottest girls in the barren land of canada fall for him. but he needed it to work on ✨xavier✨
he walked up to the table and sidled up to them. nathan turned on his smoulder and winked at xavier.
"uh do you like.. have something in your eye? it looks like you're having an aneurysm.."
nathan was in utter shock. no one could say that to his ✨smoulder✨ he was heart broken 💔💔💔
"YEAH WELL!!! YOU'RE BAD" nathan screamed at the top of his lungs. "MY HAIRLINE IS STRAIGHTER THAN YOUR PERSONALITY" and with that, he again ran out of the room.
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"why isnt this working!!!!!!" nathan screamed into his pillow at 2:27 am.
"OMFG NATHAN STFU ITS 2:27"
(i forgot who nathan is again)
as nathan drifted into the great abyss of sleep, a vision appeared to him. flashes of orange, pink and.. was that... GINGER??
"hello nathan."
"bitch who tf are you"
"i am adrian your guardian angel" the ginger entity said.
"are you sick or something?" asked the shorter of the two.
"no, why?"
"oh so you're just naturally ginger, my bad. so... why are you here?" nathan asked.
"im so sorry nathan." adrian paused for dramatic effect... "ur zesty."
"watdafak"
"yeah sorry g. tell xavier"
"nah bro wat the actual fak"
"oOoOoOoooOo" ghost noises
"zEsTyYyYYyyYyYyYyYy"
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nathan had a very bad headache the next morning. it hurt almost as bad as his heart after xavier shut him down like that the day hefore.
he practiced his smoulder in the mirror that morning, trying hai best to perfect it
he walked up to xavier with all the confidence in the world. he turned on his smoulder and using the guidance of adrian, he said,
"wassup bbg 😏 you lookin mighty fine rn"
"..oh?"  xavier startled
"im zesty for you xavier waxavier"
"what. the fawk. i thought u were a certified zesty hater"
"never... i am the definition of zesty"
suddenly, oreva, ram, jason (who th is jason) and.. ADRIAN??? walked in.
"they're both zesty???" oreva screeched
"ZESTY" ram bellowed
"zesty lmao" the ginger giggled
"who am i again?" jason questioned the author.
the author has no clue.
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after the big confession, many girls were very sad because nathan is zesty. they made a plan to demolish xavier "okay girls.. blah blah blah blah" (too lazy to write this think of it yourself reader) blah blah xavier is getting booted off of the eiffel tower and wow! nathan swoops in and catches him!!!!!
he looks into xaviers multicolored color changing orbs and instantly falls in love ❤️❤️
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three slays later
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"hey bro" ram said to his top g
"yeah what is it bro?"
"ur too zesty for us" the whole squad nodded in agreement.
"bro thats..."
"dont worry my main g, we can be zesty with you. the zestiest of the zest. but.. heres the catch. if you wanna be zesty with us.. you cant be zesty with xavier."
nathan's jaw dropped in horror. how was he to choose between the love of his life and his favorite bros!!!!
"dont make me do this rammy wammy"
"im sorry natey watey" adrian and oreva had tears running down their faces.
"I.."
"choose.."

to be continued...