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the life of northeastern kids that live in the south. Taitum and Jaiden are twin sisters that got separated because of their parents' problems. Josiah is an only child living with his grandma...
It's 6:00 am and I'm getting ready to wake up bunny and Shiah. today we are going to the grocery store, then going to the mall, and after we are going to my mom's house. Now I know you're wondering why I'm taking them to my mom's house if they ain't my kids. well, I told my mom that I adopted some kids. why would I do that? because when we were talking on the phone, she heard taitum and Shiah in the background and asked if she could see them. I guess she thinks I adopted them so yeah.
I go in my bathroom and take a shower. I finished my shower and now I'm brushing my teeth making sure to brush my tongue. we don't do bad breath over here. I wash my face then wrap a towel around my waist and go to my closet. what to wear... I pick out a black oversized t-shirt and black sweatpants that say revenge on the leg.
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I put my clothes on and go to Tay's room first. I get to her door and knock softly on it. I didn't hear anything so I opened it. I walk to her bed and see her peacefully sleeping. Oh well too bad, time to wake up. i gently shake her but she doesn't budge. I shake her again harder and she's still sleep. I bend down and get close to her ear, "Taitum wake yo ass up dummy!"I yell. instantly, she wakes up and falls out her bed and onto the floor. I started busting out laughing. That shit was funny as fuck. I was laughing so hard that my stomach started hurting and my eyes were watering. "Oh my fucking god you shouldda seen yo face bruh." I said in between laughs. she gets up and death stares me but I don't give that much of a single fuck to care. "bunny get dressed we leaving at 7:30. " I said heading towards the door. " why the fuck we leaving early? what we doing? " she ask. "well today we going grocery shopping, then going to the mall, then going to see my mom, and then I gotta get ready to go to work." I explained. "why we going to ya mom's house? and why can't we go to work witchu since you waking us up so early?"she questioned. Damn this kid ask a lot of question that I don feel like answering. imma just tell her "because I said so. now get ready and we deadass leaving at 7:30. ion care if you not ready yo ass better have some clothes on so we can go because I got shit to do today." I answered. now I'm on my way to Shiah's room. I knocked on the door softly and didn't hear shit. I opened his door and he was sleep. godddamn. why they gotta sleep so damn much? (A/N: it's still early asf in the morning) I walk in and stand beside his bed. I bent down by his ear, but before I can yell at him to wake up he says, "nigga if you yell in my ear I will clock your shit harder than a fucking Rolex watch." I immediately step back and tell him to wake up. yeah, I wasn't gone try that shit. I can tell that this nigga strong as fuck and know how to fight good. I stand up straight and walk out the room. I head downstairs to chill on the couch while I wait for the kids to get ready.
I sit on the couch and not even 5 seconds later I hear a loud noise like something fell, then i heard, "oops... that wasn't supposed to happen." WHAT IN THE WHOLE ASS FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I ran upstairs damn near falling and I see Taitum and Shiah running to their rooms, closing the doors, and broken glass around one of the guest bedroom doors on the floor. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? how the fuck did they manage to make my fucking hallway look like a crime scene to my door in 5 seconds? I look around to see if anything else was destroyed, but everything else was fine. I step over the door and the glass and go to Shiah's room first. "What the fuck happened to my goddamn door?" I asked Shiah. all I got in response was "Ask Tay." I side eyed him for a quick second because he seemed way too calm about the situation. suspicious... I have a feeling that he did it. I took a deep sigh before I walked out and went to Tay's room. I opened the door and see her sitting in the farthest corner on her bed away from the door. I move towards her bed and sit on it. Then I asked "What happened?"
No response
"What.Hap.pened"
still no response
Ok. if they wanna be like that then that's fine with me. they won't leave they room for a week, no phones, no tv, nothing. they will only have 6 Poptarts and 12 water bottles to survive off of and they better pray they got a bathroom in they room. I'm not trying to kill them I'm just tryna make sure they remember not to lie to me again. I hate lying and I don't tolerate it at all, especially if I know their lying to me in my face. "Ight since yall wanna lie to me about who did it, then yall won't be able to leave your room for a whole week, that also includes no phone, no tv, you can't yell to nobody out the window, nothing. you will only get 6 Poptarts each and 12 bottles of water. And you better pray you got a bathroom in your rooms. after today your punishment will start. you better remember not to lie to me next time." I said. we were currently in the car going to target to grocery shop. I still don't know who did what to break my door or how the glass got on the floor but what I do know is that they are scared out of their minds right now because of what I just told them.
In Target
"Oh my fucking Gawd! why are we grocery shopping so early?" bunny ask. " yo shut up, im tired asf and your complaining making my head hurt" Shiah complained to Tay. "Holy Fuck, why are we hereeee?" taitum continued complaining. "Watch ya mouth, we in Target so stop cussin and stop complaining. damn!" I told them, I whispered the last part tho. (yall know that you cant be cussin in target😭 its apart of Target etiquette)
we shop some more, and we go to self checkout. yeah i wasn't gonna make the workers scan my shit at 8:00 in the morning. I finish scaning and pay for the groceries and we go out the store. we get in the car and taitum and shiah get in the back seat. I drive for 10 minutes and I hear snoring. I look in the back seat and they were both sleep. I turn back around and just continue driving.
5 minutes later
I pull into a parking spot, park and turn off the car. ( the car is the Cadillac escalade from Taitum's Chapter) I get out and go around to open the back doors. "Hey, wake up we're at the mall." I say. they moved a little bit, but eventually woke up.
we walked inside and went to Foot locker. "Get whatever the fuck you want and don't worry bout the price." I said "Wait are you fucking serious?" Shi questioned. "yeah im deadass bruh, get whatever you want." "bet" he said. bunny looked around in amazement, idk why cuz it's just foot locker but i mean ok. They go and get what they want. everything from Jordans to nike air maxes.
30 minutes later
they come up to me and tell me that they are ready and we head over to the register. "Good morning, is this together or separate?" the cashier ask. "uh yeah it's together." I tell her. she starts to scan the shoes and i noticed that there were 2 pairs of the same shoes. did they deadass get matching shoes? "ok, you're total is $1,287.65, is that cash or card?" she says "uh card." "ok, credit or debit?" "debit" i tell her. i pay and she prints out the receipt. "the receipt is in the bag, have a nice day." she says "thank you, you too" i reply. we walk out and bunny looks at me crazy. why she be doing that when i pay for shit. like girl i have a job, i can pay for things. "What?" i ask. "Where in the fuck are you getting this money from? are you rich and famous and we just dont know it? or sum shit?" i mean yeah basically but thats for another day. oh shit, you don't know... um yeah so my name is Stokeley Goulburn and I'm a pretty famous rapper by the name of Skimask the slumpgod. im originally from florida but i decided to move to north carolina because im lowkey an introvert and this is the perfect place for introverts. I have a second job with the government, but no one knows that (kinda the point). " it's called having a job and an income. i work for this money." i answer bunny. "anyways, where to next?" I ask "Victoria's Secret" bunny says. Who the fuck she think she is!? she ain't grown! why she wanna go in there? " yeah no" i said quickly "c'mon why not? i need bras and female things" she whines "you aint grown" i remind her "please? i need to go, please please please?" she beggs. "ok fine but im not going in" i give in. "I'll go to make sure she ain't tryna hoe on da low" Shi says. "Ight." i said. i go to sit down and wait on them to come out.
