HOW TO END YOUR DATE IN HOSPITAL ❀ lariana

[0] luke's list

Bulletproof list on how to end your date in hospital in case it should ever occur on purpose that you need to get rid of her:

1. Scare her as if you were about to kill her with a very real chainsaw on Halloween.

2. Smash her birthday cake into her face.

3. Put the D in her twin's V.

4. Hit her head with a football.

5. Wreck her pink Vespa that her dad had bought her for her sixteenth birthday.

6. Give her water lilies that were her dead mom's favorite flowers.

7. Knock her so she falls unconscious.

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Heyo indie is back here with a new book and I hope it'll be as funny as I think it'll be lololol

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Much lub xxx

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