Dirty jokes

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Lime (?) and Fluff (Dream isn't used to words of affection in this)

The first couple of chapters will be short ones.

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Dreams POV:

I was laying in bed scrolling through Tiktok, but I was really tired. I yawned gently as I set my phone down and lay down fully on my side. Patches lay next to me curled up.

I suddenly heard the ping of my phone, I swear I put it on silent. Oh I forgot George's messages come through as a loud notification.

George <3;

George <3: Hey baby. Where are you?

Me: hi bub. I'm in the bedroom <3

George <3: you better be naked babe

Me: No

Me: I'm gonna take a nap

Me: you dirty bitch

Me: Bathe in bleach

George <3: I'm kidding baby. Calm down. Anyway I'm coming up now xx

Me: alright

George walked into the room and smiled at me. He sat in bed with me but realised I was wearing clothes from ages ago. "Why are you wearing old clothes?"  "Cause I can't find any I wanna wear."  "Wear mine then."  "What?"  "Wear my clothes."  "I- fine. Only cause I feel nasty in these!" I walked over to George's clothes and grabbed some, then left to change. I came back in a pink shirt and black shorts. "You look amazing."   "Shut up and go to sleep."

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Sorry this first one was so short I have no motivation :]

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