An Angel in Devil's Clothing

A Dish Best Served Cold

"And remember, to and fro." Said a 14 year old Bifariam cheerfully as he patted the back of a giant plant monster (like the one Stolas has as a pet except this can walk, hold things and has eyes) holding a broom and sweeping the floor before a bit of dust hit his face. "*cough cough* good. Sweep that floor. Now, onto the kitchen crew."

Bifariam snapped his finger and teleported to his kitched in a golden beam of light.

And in the kitched were more plant monsters, this time doing the kitchen chores like washing the dishes.

"Finally! After 3 years of selective breeding and some genetic engineering, i have plant servants to do my chores!" Said Bifariam in ecstacy as he threw his hands into the air. "Soon, no more will i have to manually pollinate stupid plants!"

Bifariam was so happy he nearly cried tears of joy. Sadly, interrupting this joy was a phone call from another room.

With a groan, Biff teleported to the phone and picked up. It was an unpleasant surprise to hear a familiar voice on the phone.

"Hellooo, Duke." It was Andrealphus.

"Oh, it's you." Said Bifariam with a frown. "To what do i owe the displeasure?"

"Oh, i just needed to brag about my date at Ozzie's tonight." Said Andy cheerfully. "Especially to someone who's as single as you."

"Better single than a disappointment." Said Bifariam tiredly as a plant monster offered him a cup of tea. Biff took the cup and sat down. "Huh? Actually tastes pretty good for once."

"What was that?" Asked Andy in confusion.

"Oh, it's just that one of my SERVANTS brought me a delicious hot cup of tea." Said Biff in a triumphant tone.

"Hoh hoh hoh hoo! You? Servants? Stop joking around."

Bifariam took a loud sip of tea and didn't speak, causing Andrealphus to seriously consider the possibility.

"Wait, you're not joking? How much money did you offer? You must be on the brink of bankrupt-"

"Actually, they work for free." Said Bifariam nonchalantly, causing Andy to choke on air as a plant monster entered the room with a plate of burnt cookies. "Holy- you made cookies?"

"WHAT?!" Exclaimed Andy in shock.

"I know, right? How did they learn to make cooki-" said Bifariam in shock as he took a bite. "Doesn't taste very good, probably because it's burnt, but it's edible...and not poisonous."

"No! How do they work for free?! What do they eat?!"

"Dirt." Shrugged Biff.

Andrealphus was so shocked he was unable to speak before a few seconds later he was able to recover.

"Hello?" Said Bifariam completely oblivious to why Andy was so shocked.

"That's slavery and abuse! You're enslaving imps and abusing them!" Yelled the Marquis in shock.

Suddenly, the realization hit Bifariam and a giant grin made its way onto his face upon recognizing the potential of this misunderstanding.

"And if i am, what are you going to do about it?"

"You think your title and angelic powers will carry you everywhere?" Asked Andrealphus angrily.

"I mean, i can fly...so yeah." Replied Bifariam with a smile.