An Angel in Devil's Clothing

Elevation and Escalation

"*yawn*" a twenty year old Bifariam woke up with a yawn.

His vision was blurry as tried to open his eyes. He was barely able to make out a green figure wearing  a tux looming over him.

A second later he opened his eyes to see the face of his head butler a few centimeters away from his face. Bifariam barely stopped himself from attacking the plant butler.

"It's been twenty years since I've been reincarnated in hell and this is the most terrifying thing I've seen." Said Biff tiredly. "What's wrong?"

"Lust, milk." The plant butler muttered. "Daddy."

Bifariam paused for a few seconds before he jumped out of his bed and shrank into a corner in fear.

"GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP!"

The plant butler didn't listen and approached Biff who was frozen in terror. With every step, Biff could feel his heart beating. The monster approached him with its eyes filled with malicious intent

However, Bifariam quickly realized he could overpower his opponent.

As Bifariam charged his holy attack to annihilate the butler, the plant monster reached for its pockets and pulled out...a mirror. A mirror that was on a call with Paimon.

"Uhh, son, what are you doing?" Asked Paimon in confusion as he saw the attack.

"I'm getting rid of this creep!" Exclaimed Bifariam with maddened determination.

"Well, can you go get me some milk from Lust when you're done? Some servant messed up the milk orders and i ran out." Said Paimon nonchalantly as if nothing is wrong.

Suddenly, something clicked inside Biff's mind. "Did you tell this plant monster about the milk? And did you in any way, shape or form use the word 'daddy'?" He asked as he lowered his guard.

Paimon nodded and Bifariam glared at him with the force of a thousand suns. Paimon noticed the glare and raised a brow.

"Oh my dark lord! I nearly had a heart attack because of you!" Yelled Bifariam angrily as he snatched the mirror from the plant monster. "Do you know how terrifying it is to wake up and the first thing you hear is 'Lust, milk. Daddy'?!"

Paimon snorted which only made Bifariam glare harder at his father.

"About time you started dating. Oh wait, you'd friendzoned by a succubus." Deadpanned Paimon. "Now go to the Lust Ring and get me some milk."

"Can't you pay someone to do it?" Asked Biff pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Funny story, the servant that I usually pay to do this is on vacation. So be a good son and go get me some milk."

"No." Deadpanned Bifariam. "Not unless you come with."

"Go to the mall?! Like the poor?!" Exclaimed Paimon in shock.

"Do you want some of mine?" Asked Bifariam tiredly.

Paimon gasped. "Sharing?! Have OUR FAMILY stooped so low that we have to SHARE MILK?! I rather just go the mall and mingle with the poor!"

"Fine, I'll meet you there." Replied Biff rolling his eyes.

Paimon froze as he processed what he just heard, but before he could retaliate Ariam hung up and ended the call.

"Prepare everything for a trip to the mall, you creep."

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