Snake Cake

Chapter 1: Rum Runner

Arackniss hated how his father treated him at work, he always had stress on his back about sniping his target or even missing his target. If he screwed up once, his dad would fuck up his face with his fists. Just thinking about it makes him want to puke, he would never want his father to act that way towards him.

"Thank fuck I didn't miss that target, I would've been in deep shit if I did..." Arackniss walked on a street with a cigarette that's just been lit in his mouth looking around trying to find a bar or a strip club that had one inside. As cars went by he sighed trying to find a bar in sight to ease his stress, all he wanted was a smooth bourbon drink.

"What the hell, there's no bar anywhere?" He said confused. You would think that there would be thousands in this hell hole. Until he came across a bar called "Rum Runners" Arackniss caught the sign from the corner of his eye. "Never heard of this place, but might as well go in, fuck it." As he crossed the street a moron IMP almost ran him over with his car. "Where the fuck you learn how to drive?!" Arackniss yelled with his fists up in the air. "When the fuck did you look both ways dibshit?!" The IMP said while peaking out the car window.

Arackniss proceeded to walk with caution across the street after the incident. He was stopped by a guard standing by the front door as he was about to enter. "Ey, kid! What do you think your doing going in here?" Arackniss looked at him with an annoyed expression. "Excuse me...I'm 25 years old." He said in a deep voice. The guard looked down and removed his sunglasses as he stared at him. "Oh shit, my bad didn't realize because your really short for a man like you." Arackniss made a grudge expression and just went in.

"Ugh, finally." He said as he walked through the doors, he took a look around as the poppy sex music was screaming through out the place. The club is packed with people at tables and men and women getting dances from male and female strippers. "Bingo! A bar." He ran to the bar and sat down on the sturdy stool, he looked behind the bar to find a bartender. The guy comes up to Arackniss and puts his left fist on the counter. "Hey, what do y'all want?" Arackniss took a minute to think. Then he spoke "You know what I'll get 3 shots of Wild Pegasus." Arackniss said with a small grin on his face. The bartender nodded as he grabbed the glasses from underneath the counter and filled them up.

"So ya new here, Mr. Spider?" He asked, Arackniss looked at the bartender. "I've never heard of this place, do you like it here?" He asked back, the bartender was wiping down the table as he answered back. "Sure do, this place is always packed with fuckin' imps and good strippers, I know a couple people who go here all the time." Arackniss looked around the club. "Really?" "Oh yes, if your lookin' for a good time, I'd recommend a stripper named Snake Cake." Arackniss looked back at him with confusion. "Snake Cake?" "Yeah, I've heard that he's really good with his services, and I've also heard from the people at the club, he has a nice ass and a good bod." Arackniss blushed at the answer trying to hide himself. "I know he should be performing here tonight at 10:00pm, give him a shot. Lucifer knows what's going to happen?" Arackniss thanked the bartender as he walked away to another costumer.

Arackniss took a shot of his first drink of the night, it eased his flustered look. He took a look at his watch to see what time it was. "9:30, I guess I could wait to see this guy, I do have a few days off." He thought to himself.
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