Snake Cake

Chapter 3: Finally, home.

     Arackniss finally entered his apartment ready to sleep for the night after a long days work, and the interesting night he had with a stripper he didn't know. Arackniss flopped down onto his bed with a grown.

     His small hellhound, Howard came up to him licking his hand. Arackniss made a small giggle. "Hey pup." He said as he looked to the side. "You miss me buddy." The dog barked back for an answer. He patted him on the head and picked him up and put him on his chest while laying down of his bed.

    Arackniss thought for a moment, "Howard I think I met somebody." The dog was happily sleeping on his chest while listening to his owner. "I know he's a stripper and all but, the way he looked at me and how he moved, he even massaged my shoulders. He knew I was tense." Arackniss started caressing the dogs fur. "I don't know what to do, if my dad finds out I'm a bisexual he's going to erase me..." Arackniss turned his head to his side and started to doze off into deep sleep.
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⏭ Morning

     His dogs sleeping flat on the floor beside the bed while Arackniss is still snoring like a dinosaur. He eventually woke up from the bright hells sun through his window. He glanced at the ceiling and then got up from his bed to see little Howard. He gently pet his dog as to not wake him up. He headed downstairs to his living room on his couch sitting down with his TV off. He opened his phone to find a text from his brother, Anthony (AngelDust). He opened his app and found his texts.
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𝗔𝗗-(𝗛𝗲𝘆, 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘆𝗮 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝗜 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲?.) 𝟭𝟭:𝟯𝟰𝗽𝗺

     Arackniss rolled his eyes while looking at the text, "Alright I guess." He says.

AN-(͎I͎f͎ ͎y͎o͎u͎ ͎w͎a͎n͎t͎ ͎t͎o͎ ͎I͎ ͎d͎o͎n͎'͎t͎ ͎m͎i͎n͎d͎.͎)͎
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Arackniss' dog came down the stairs and ran over on the couch to jump onto his owner. "Ow Harword!" He laughed while playing with his dog. He put his dog beside him while he grabbed the remote on the counter and played the 666News. 9:45am

He started to get bored until he heard a knock at the door, he went over to the door and found his brother waiting for him. "Oh, hey Anthony." Arackniss said as he let the spider in. "Hey, Niss." "So uh- what are you doing here?" He asked, "well, thought I could keep ya company today, and I have nothin' else better to do, Vaggie's being a total bitch about me, so I decided to talk to you for a bit." Arackniss shrugged and sat down on the couch.

"So what do ya wanna talk about?" Arackniss asked. Angel took the opportunity to ask what happened last night. "Well, a little bird told me that you got a first time lap dance from a stripper~?" Arackniss got flustered, how did he find out. "how the fuck did you find out?!" Angel started laughing out loud. "I went to Rum Runners for doing my services, and then the bartender named Roger told me about you." Arackniss was so embarrassed, he was pissed off at the bartender at the same time. "oh my fucking god, I'm so embarrassed..." he couldn't say anything else about that night he had.

"So what was the name of the stripper?" Arackniss didn't want to answer that question. "I-it was a guy..." Angel sat there with a shocked face, knowing that Arackniss was always homophobic about him being gay. "A-a guy?! But I thought you were-." "I know, I know, but..." Arackniss couldn't get the snakes body out of his mind. "When he moved his hips and started dancing around me I couldn't stop watching him, he was hot and so sexy."
Arackniss covered his face with his hands. "H-his stage name was Snake Cake..." Angel stood up so quickly and started to laugh so hard. "HAHA- you actually got danced on by that guy!!" Angel shed a tear from laughing to hard.

"Yeah so?" Arackniss looked at him with confusion. "Wow don't you know, he's a fuckin' nerd." Arackniss crossed his 4 arms. "So what if he's a nerd...he still hot." Angel proceeds to walk to exit the apartment. "Yeah that's enough talking for one night, this has to be the funniest shit I've ever heard today, bye shrimp!" Arackniss looks at the door as soon as it was shut by him walking out. "I AM NOT A-." Arackniss was stopped by the door shutting in front of him. "Ugh, never mind..." he sat down shrugged on his couch with his dog beside him. "Howard, I've really done it now..." Arackniss couldn't get that guy out of his head. "AH-! I'm thinking too much of him, I gotta stop."
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