Snake Cake

Chapter 4: Hot Coffee For A Hot Guest

     Pentious got into his living room with a bun in his hair and in a black and gold striped robe, he yawned from being so tired from his long night at work in the club. He sat on his couch, his aching body was killing him so much. "I wish I had someone to give me a massage right now." He cried, then he remembered that spider last night. He wanted that massage like he gave to that spider, he smirked. "That spider was so adorable last night." He couldn't stop thinking about him.

     Pentious started to giggle at the fact that the spider was struggling to handle his stuttering when he was talking to him. "Hm...he definitely had a good time, he did enjoy touching my hips." He said. Suddenly theres a knock at his door from a fan who wanted an autograph from him. "What can I do for you?" The fan started to shake. "Mr.S-Snake Cake I'm a big fan and wanted to get an autograph?" Pentious took the pen from his hand and wrote his name on it. "Happy sweetie?" The sinner nodded and gave thanks then left.

"Oh my back..." Pentious sat back down on the couch trying to relax. He sighed as he closed his eyes, another knock at the door shocked the snake as he slammed his fist on the couch. "Oh for Lucifer sake!" He exclaimed. He walked to the door and peeped through the hole in his front door. His boss, Valentino stood there smoking a cigarette waiting for a response. Pentious untied his bun and let his hair down. He opened the door. "O-oh, hello boss, what can I do for you?" He said as Val lifts the snakes chin. "Ah, Snakey~ I'm just here to get the money you owe me." Pentious didn't realize today was the day to pay him, but thankfully he had more then enough money. "Oh, yes I have it in the wardrobe." He responded while letting Val inside the room. Pentious opened the wardrobe going through it to find his stash, as he did Val hit the snakes ass as he bent over. "Eek!" He yelled.

*Ugh...*
     Pentious thought to himself feeling disgusted.

     "Here, take it." He said annoyed and his boss. "Mm, thank you my slithering star...~" Val said as he counted the money in hand. "I guess you could take a couple days off, have fun." He said with a smirk while bending towards the snake. Pentious gave a slight smile and thanked Val as he left the room.

He sat back down with an annoyed sigh. "I cannot catch a break can I...?" He said with a sad tone. Pentious turned on his TV, watching the 666 news.

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Time skip ⏭
Pentious couldn't keep
his eyes open from all the TV he's
been watching, so he fell asleep
for about and hour or so.
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     There was another sinner at the door knocking over and over again. This time Pentious couldn't take it anymore, he rushed to the door and was so frustrated he opened the door with a yell.
"What in the bloody hell do you wa-!" He stopped to realize it was, Arackniss. He put his hand on his mouth from being embarrassed and surprised. He took his hand away.
"Geez, I'm sorry is this a bad time?" Arackniss said holding flowers in his hands. Pentious was stunned to see him at his door.
"No- no,  just- I was frustrated from all the people that kept knocking at my door and bothering me". He saw the flowers in Arakniss's hands.
"What- uh- what are you doing here?". He asked. "Oh well um- I know giving a stripper flowers is a little cheesy... but would you want to do something some time?" Indeed it was cheesy for Pentious but somehow it made him smile. "Why not, but, I'm going to need your name?" Arackniss looked confused, he told him what his name was last time but he'd forgotten what it was. "It was Arackniss?" He repeated. Pentious felt stupid to realize who he was. "Oh, silly me. Arackniss now I remember." Arackniss giggled. "It's alright, my name is pretty hard to remember." He said as he handed the flowers.

     Pentious took them and gave a good sniff of the flowers. "My, they smell nice!" He said with joy. He put them on his table. "Well, come in Arackniss?" Arackniss walked in with his hands behind his back. Pentious saved some space for Arackniss to sit in his couch, "sit here." He said while patting the pillows. Arackniss sat down as he gulped, he couldn't stop staring at Pentious. As they both sat there silently the snake got an idea. "Oh where are my manners, are you thirsty Arackniss?" Arackniss was wide eyed by that question, indeed he was "thirsty" but he decided to go with the flow and answer. "Uh sure." The snake jumped up from the couch and slithered away to the kitchen. "Well, what would you desire?I've got tea?" He said looking through his cabinets. Arackniss took a moment. "Do you have coffee?" He asked. "Yes, but it's instant coffee, as you can tell I don't drink it often. But I can brew it for you?" Arackniss nodded as Pentious took the instant packets out of the box. "Sure." He said. "Coffee it is then, how do you like it?" He asked. Arackniss thought for a second. "Uh- h-hot and c-creamy..." he said blushing. Pentious understood what he meant by that, but he let it slide for now... "very well, a hot and creamy coffee coming up...~" "would you like some- sugar with it too~?" Arackniss was mind boggled by what the question was. "Y-yes please..." he answered. Pentious was such a teaser when it comes to people asking questions like that, it makes his body start to heat up. Pentious put the kettle on waiting for it to boil on the counter.

     "Coffee is almost ready." He stated. Arackniss sat down waiting for the coffee, "why don't you come join me at the table?" Arackniss shrugged as he walked over to a chair to sit in. Arackniss sat down while looking at Pentious standing next to the counter. The snake flicked his hair as he winked at Arackniss. The kettle dinged saying the water was ready to be poured. He grabbed a couple cups as he poured the water into the instant coffee. He grabbed the creamer and sugar and stirred. "Here you are love." Arackniss thanked Pentious as he took a sip. Pentious sat down at the table with his coffee as well. "How do you like your coffee Arackniss?" He said as he put his cup down. "Exactly how I like it!" He said excitedly. "Glad you like it." He mentioned. Pentious thought about a question he's been meaning to ask for a while. "Sooo...about that date you asked me on- where do you plan on taking me?" Pentious asked with a smirk. "Actually, I was going to ask where you wanted to go instead?" He said confusingly. "Hmm.." Pentious couldn't think of a place in mind. They both sat there in silence for a little while. "Never mind that, we'll figure something out." The snake stated. Arackniss stood up. "Can you show me where the washroom is?" He asked politely. Pentious took his hand and led him to his bathroom. "Right here, dear." He said happily as he walked to his bedroom to change into something more comfortable. Arackniss walked into the bathroom to find himself panicking.