LAUREN AND KAKYOIN ARE GOING TO ROMANTICALLY MAKE METH BUT THEN TROUBLE STARTS! WILL THEY BE ABLE TO MAKE THE METH OR FAIL AND DIE??? LET'S FIND OUT BY READING THIS VERY THRILLING ACTION STORY! THE MORAL IS LOCK THE DOOR WHILE MAKING DRUGS! BECAUSE...
Kakyoin and Lauren got out of the methmobile, but they can't move much because they are tied up! There is nothing around them, except for the lair...
Lauren: "There's nothing around! We must be in Ohio!"
Kakyoin: "Lauren, Ohio isn't real, you silly goose!"
Lauren: "There's a sign nearby! But it's not facing us!"
Kakyoin: "Let me see..." Kakyoin uses Hierophant Green once again and has it go to the sign, which is nearly out of his range. He looks at it, and it says Welcome to Ohio! Kakyoin's heart sunk. Ohio can't be real! Is this some sort of nightmare? Ohio is one of the worst places to exist... To the point people believe it's not real! But here Kakyoin and Lauren are, IN OHIO!
Suddenly, they see two people flying using their farts, which land in front of Lauren and Kakyoin. It's Rohan and Connor!
Connor: "I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU BOTH, WITH MY BOYFRIEND ROHAN!"
Rohan writes in Lauren and Kakyoin that they will have fart flying powers, then tries to use his scissors to cut the ropes but the scissors break!
Rohan: "NOOOOO MY SCISSORS!!!"
Connor: "DON'T WORRY ROHAN!" Connor uses his poop to form super powerful SHIT SCISSORS that can easily break the ropes! He gives them to Rohan!
Rohan: "Awww thank you, Connor!" He used the SHIT SCISSORS to cut the ropes so Lauren and Kakyoin are freed!
Lauren: "YAY WE'RE FREE!"
Kakyoin: "HOPEFULLY WE CAN GO BACK TO COOKING METH!!!"
Lauren: "Kakyoin... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!"
Kakyoin: "I love you so much too Lauren!!!" He leans in for a kiss
Then Kakyoin and Lauren kiss YAY!!!
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Lauren, Kakyoin, Connor, and Rohan all fly off using their fast farts. Lauren and Kakyoin hold hands, while Connor and Rohan hold feet.
