Kakyoin: "That was insane... This was only meant to be a romantic meth making date with Lauren!"
Lauren: "But it turned into us getting kidnapped..."
Connor: "It's weird how your basement is also apparently Walter White's lab!"
Lauren: "Yeah..." looks down at basement "WAIT! I SEE A PORTAL!"
Kakyoin: "This means... Mikehawk didn't actually set up our lab! He put a portal there to make it look like he did! But... it leads into Walter White's lab! I see now! This was all a set up!"
Rohan: "They can easily come into this house and kidnap the both of you too..."
Kakyoin: "I have an idea." Walks up to the TV, turns on the Wii "It will involve playing Mario Kart." He selects Mario Kart on the Wii Channel and puts his Wii remote into the wheel.
Rohan: "Just playing video games won't solve this problem, you fool!"
Kakyoin: "Video games solve everything." He selects some things and starts the game, and taking each banana peel he sees out of the screen while Lauren watches the basement and Connor and Rohan have a twerking contest
After Kakyoin finishes the game, he keeps the banana peels he found in the game in a bag, because he is too much of a gamer for grocery shopping for bananas.
Kakyoin: "Let's try to cook now. I will place the bananas in the entrances of the lab so when the enemies come in, they slip and fall!"
Everybody goes down to the meth lab and Kakyoin places bananas at the top of the stairs, in front of the portal, and the other door that goes into the lab. He has hierophant greens tentacles be near the entrances so when they do trip, Hierophant Green will catch them and tie them up making them not be able to move. Connor and Rohan decide to guard the entrances, while Lauren and Kakyoin will participate in the romantic activity of cooking meth.
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LAUREN AND KAKYOIN MAKE METH
FanfictionLAUREN AND KAKYOIN ARE GOING TO ROMANTICALLY MAKE METH BUT THEN TROUBLE STARTS! WILL THEY BE ABLE TO MAKE THE METH OR FAIL AND DIE??? LET'S FIND OUT BY READING THIS VERY THRILLING ACTION STORY! THE MORAL IS LOCK THE DOOR WHILE MAKING DRUGS! BECAUSE...